TheGreatSilence
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Xmas is just around the corner! Get excited people because before you know it you'll have drunk away all memory of it the following week!
about 1 hour ago
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Do Not Want!
about 1 hour ago
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Todays is Twilight by Elliot Smith on @: - Enjoy!
about 1 hour ago
from Grooveshark
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Three weeks later I finished the writing assignment given to me and I want to feel proud of it but, like my tweets, parts felt very forced.
about 2 hours ago
from TweetDeck
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@ invite him in for thank you pie, say you need to grab a quick shower, and wait while he impatiently looks for you and his pie
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to SmartSlink
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My office flirting's like watching a guy try to walk in two left high heels. Nothing about it looks right but you have to applaud his effort
12:11 AM Dec 19th
from TweetDeck
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I have a bunch of stuff to catch up on, so I'm going to focus in on my work today which sadly means I won't be tweeting toda...shit!
10:41 AM Dec 18th
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@ When/if you figure out the answer to this, let me know so I can take the same steps to worry/stop worring about it. Thanks!
3:03 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to donttrythis
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I'M ON VACATION!
2:14 PM Dec 17th
from web
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More Lense Flare!
1:52 PM Dec 17th
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Dear female mailers, do you sprinkle your mail with baby powder and perfume or is it just a aromatic mistake? Just curious.
1:25 PM Dec 17th
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RT @: If your dogs could talk they would be the most annoying roommate you ever had.
12:51 PM Dec 17th
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@ Good! I'll have Linda in HR increase your pay.You were making nothing before,right?SparkleMotion appreciates your commitment
12:50 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to michaeljnelson
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If I give things away,I wonder if my followers will increase? Then again, I don't know if those are the type of people I want following me.
12:44 PM Dec 17th
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@ Green tea Kit Kats?! I'm intrigued & horrified. Like if someone was to tell me they made matzo ball Whoppers.
12:30 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to alisonhaislip
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You don't tweet nearly as much as you used to @. If you don't start making your quota, we're going to have to stop paying you.
12:18 PM Dec 17th
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@ I think everything about this tweet represents just why twitter was made. Bravo!
12:03 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to jamileh
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If I ever have kids of my own I don't want a daughter. I don't want to go to prison for killing the first person she becomes "interested" in
11:53 AM Dec 17th
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My tweets lack funny & pleasantness. I think I'm holding today to a high standard yesterday set and I don't think I'll meet or exceed it.
11:49 AM Dec 17th
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[2of2]...so when science can finally kill without consequence (Nuke w/o the fallout) does that mean it's just who can push the button first?
11:44 AM Dec 17th
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- Name Jim
- Location 41.0876, -112.7444
- Bio I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
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