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TheGrasshoppa

  1. @LAdams70 oooh. Good thinkin'! about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LAdams70
  2. @kaydobrien spank.... about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kaydobrien
  3. @LAdams70 as am I. Nursing my dehydration as we speak!! #waterguzzle about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LAdams70
  4. @waitinthevan duly noted... about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to waitinthevan
  5. @thecrunkpanda I'd say the angry ones trump the sobbers.... about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thecrunkpanda
  6. @markandrew887 :) about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to markandrew887
  7. @goodgirlgonered I love to see them happy :) about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to goodgirlgonered
  8. @kaydobrien gg said the fish like it....I just do what I'm told. #denial about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kaydobrien
  9. Thank You, Veterans. instagr.am/p/LJ02LXNUwo/ about 9 hours ago via Instagram
  10. My babies are all nestled in their beds; sun drunk and happy! Today was a good day. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @PeskyPippi OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!! about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PeskyPippi
  12. @kaydobrien I'm traumatized... about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kaydobrien
  13. @Miel_et_Lait bait. It's been a very traumatic afternoon ;) about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Miel_et_Lait
  14. Damn, son. instagr.am/p/LJgc94NU1L/ about 12 hours ago via Instagram
  15. And then I stepped in a pile of blood worms. OMG. What have I become? #nastybones about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. I just caught my first fish since childhood; a croacker. It was horrible. I shall never recover. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @markandrew887 works every time. Bacon=magic. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to markandrew887
  18. Sufficiently sun drunk... instagr.am/p/LJPIJMNU6b/ about 14 hours ago via Instagram
  19. Coffee break at low tide! @dunkindonuts @ The Beach @ Sillery Bay instagr.am/p/LJLqOpNU4N/ about 15 hours ago via Instagram from Lake Shore, MD  
  20. If you cook all of the bacon, they will wake..... about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name The Grasshoppa
  • Location Location? In books, of course.
  • Web http://loveisgroo...
  • Bio English Lit student at University of Maryland. Married to a pirate @sharkontheland. We have triplets. Plus two. Love is groovy, man.
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