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TheGrammarCunt

  1. You're better than that, James. RT @JimGaffigan: The word "Grammar" is even spelled in an pretentious way. Now I"m going with "Gramm'r... 8:46 PM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  2. You have only yourself to blame, nonce. RT @shot_caller47: Misstaken and missunderstood 11:23 AM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPad
  3. Clearly. Also; I love your bio. Did you write the whole thing yourself? RT @CaptainnJayee: my head is on a whole nother planet right now ! 8:26 AM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPad
  4. Hopefully *they're all somewhat more intelligent than you are as well. RT @zaynmalik: I love our fans ! There all so beautiful ! :) 8:22 AM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPad
  5. Please delete your twitter account immediately. RT @Nick_Lenny_Da_G: of your not capable of inteligent conversation i dont want talk to you 11:57 AM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Even worse, *you're also a shit speller. RT @charlie_fi: #fourwordsyoudontwanttohear your a shit friend 1:02 PM Apr 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. *then. But bless you for the effort, love. RT @switch0veride @copymatt Perhaps you should be rolling than. 8:32 AM Mar 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to switch0veride
  8. I've never met the Hungarian who could pass on a bacon sandwich. RT @adelemitchell: Five hungary mountain bikers = no bacon sandwiches left. 4:54 AM Mar 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  9. *Brilliant Ponce. RT @LegendaryJoBros: I just watched breakfast at tiffany's. Briliant movie, I swear. 7:39 PM Mar 27th via Echofon
  10. Dear Coke Zero copywriter: It's *wear. You really should know better. RT @CokeZero: Why don't more players where the number Zero? 3:19 PM Mar 20th via Twitter for Mac
  11. While we're on the topic of grammar, it's "must have." RT @christofcr: He must of skipped English class. Horrible grammar and punctuation. 9:22 AM Mar 20th via Twitter for Mac
  12. *Jim RT @pattonoswalt: Talked about Tim Carey & The Rolling Stones with Martin Scorsese for 20 minutes. Now willing organs to shut down. 11:28 PM Feb 7th via Twitter for iPad
  13. *you're (and thank you) RT @lolared14: Your hot. #yesyou 10:33 AM Jan 13th via Echofon
  14. I'm glad you did *well. Now, try improving your English. RT @NiallsVibes: MY SPANISH GRADE WENT UP TO AN A-! I THINK I DID GOOD ON THE EXAM 8:11 PM Jan 11th via Twitter for Mac
  15. Those thins will make you fat. RT @BrooklnBomshel I am addicted to coco cola the sweetest and tastiest soda ever! The bad thins 11:12 AM Jan 11th via web
  16. I'd worry about *grammatical errors after you fix your *ridiculous spelling errors. “@primerage:...so many gramatical errors its rediculous” 12:23 PM Jan 6th via Twitter for Mac
  17. @Merkwurdigelieb as handsome as you are, I'm afraid I'll have to pass. 6:54 AM Jan 5th via Twitter for iPad in reply to Merkwurdigelieb
  18. *Did *you *this? RT @ohheybrah: @kmccormi did u write this some.ly/rwt1e6 Obviously, that was penned by my hand, not @kmccormi's. 1:07 PM Jan 4th via Twitter for Mac
  19. I quite like this fellow's style: youtube.com/watch?v=c3y0CD… I'm off to enjoy an espresso now. 2:24 PM Dec 16th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  20. *a sweater (dunce) RT @SayHeyUhKid: so much depends upon a small chihuahua glazed with an sweater beside his older sister 4:52 PM Dec 2nd, 2011 via Osfoora HD