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My cousin tried to sell me on moving to The Peg with the strangely high number of hot women. Who's coming with me?5:26 AM Dec 8thfrom web
Contact lenses have to be the weirdest routine thing that people do to themselves. It's just unnatural.5:23 PM Nov 12thfrom web
Lupe Fiasco has replaced Kings of Leon as the "band that was huge 2 years ago that I cannot stop listening to". Stay tuned for updates...3:21 PM Nov 5thfrom web
It keeps costs down through more efficient inventory tracking on the supply side. Come on, Ben, that was easy. @heliostatic3:25 PM Nov 3rdfrom web
First new apartment glitch: No functioning clothes dryer. Bad times.9:38 AM Oct 27thfrom web
Excruciating losses from the Dolphins and Canes. Duke FB holds on for a win. In what reality are those three things possible on one day?6:03 PM Oct 25thfrom web
My fair city is overrun by plastic surgeons. I didn't know it was like working at MS: apparently they get discounts, too.4:33 PM Oct 24thfrom web
And the house takes a beating. The over by a mile.9:32 PM Oct 21stfrom web
Dad and step-mom arrive in Seattle in 30 min. O\U on time of first snide comment: 55 min. Where's the smart money?4:45 PM Oct 21stfrom web