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  1. Broke down and turned on the heat. Those of you living in warmer climates, keep your moufs shut.
  2. Dried cherries. Sticky hands. Silly Monday.
  3. This day is going to outlive me.
  4. @jbarnacle core, shmore. You have longlegs and probably some sweet new gym attire. All you need, duh.
  5. @Chris_Bevard what's with the Twitter hate? If you can't tweet something nice, don't tweet anything at all. Grouch.
  6. @jbarnacle I'm traaaining for a 5k in oct. & then a 10k & doing a 1/2 marathon next yerrrrr. I hope your new shoes smell nice.
  7. I'm the hardest little button to button.
  8. Wednesday should be closer to Friday. And Monday is far too close to Sunday. I should speak to someone about this.
  9. Peace, love, burgers, and @akokonas. And tkokonas, if she'd get her butt on Twitter. These are things and people I love.
  10. Wants to go to lunch but the earlier I go, the longer I have until the end of the day when I come back. Also, Want ice cream for lunch.
  11. Wishing our weekend getaway could have been much longer. Pleasepleaseplease let me wake up and have it be Saturday again.
  12. Won and lost that 60 fast. Also discovered that she and Tracy are Miserably poor at math. Also ate crab legs. Oh, crab legs.
  13. Schoooops and good company. And gambling soon. And too much food. Gajhhhhhejdjfjddjcjdjeichcj.
  14. Also discovered a raisin bit in my teeth. Which further explains the laughter. And why I hate raisins.
  15. Still stupidly believes in the cubs' chances. Which is why I'm both loved and laughed at worldwide.
  16. Which I actually do understand, but I hate pat Quinn so I pretend to hate all of his ideas. True confessions.
  17. Actually I never drink and drive. Though I do tweet and drive which is probably now as illegal as texting and driving.
  18. New beer tapped at rock bottom tonight. Not sure that new beer and new car go well together.
  19. Newnewnew car 6pm hotttttttttt damn.
  20. Apparently, a new, better job doesn't automatically make you classier. APPARENTLY, you have to work at it, or something.