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  1. @johnperrybarlow J.P., It means fewer people will know how wildly Silicon Valley companies are screwing local codejocks for cheaper workers.
  2. @mojopages EVERYONE: My friend Mojo's company is looking for a SENIOR BACKEND DEVELOPER(will pay!) but the Gay Swami is already spoken for.
  3. @davidsirota It is against my religion to PAY for books, plus, that lady with the pitchfork is scary. SO TWEET US: Why is Lou Dobbs so bad?
  4. @LATshowtracker Lou Dobbs has stepped down! Now who will EXPOSE Bill "Give Me Infinite H-1B Visa" Gates our secret US JOB KILLING MACHINE?
  5. @kingsthings Times Square condo rents should at least be REDUCED.. The current monthly lease on DAVE'S LOVESHACK is also as big as a whale.
  6. @kingsthings Did you ever watch Tweetie&Sylvester? Fail Whale is a play on lisps, as in FAREWELL meaning BYE BYE WITTLE INTWENET CONNECTION.
  7. @cbai My cat leads a sheltered life but STILL developed symptoms. It isn't like she's been shaking hands with WalMart greeters or anything.
  8. @drunk_economist Sweet Vishnu, why is it always about 'India vs US'? H-1B pleasure trysts are important to Adobe's executive bottom lines.
  9. @davidsirota No, I cannot. My bus fare to Salt Lake City is busting my tools of deity but I'll ask Larry Craig to call once I get to Boise.
  10. @drunk_economist In the new ironless age, tattooed manhole covers that read MADE IN INDIA are powered by the bones of dead sturdy Serbians.
  11. Currently reading http://bit.ly/ukX0j Mormons OK GAY - Thinking name change: SALT LAKE CITY SWAMI
  12. @davidsirota The great teacher Swami Swati intoned STICK TO THE BASIC 'oses': Jocose, Bellicose, Morose, Lacrimose, Comatose and Smegmatose.
  13. @jeremypiven Fun trailer, Jeremy. You even look a LOT like that guy Farrah Fawcett was married to,you know the one worth 6 million dollars.
  14. @davidsirota Hard work is a gift. Each day at 3:00 pm, stretch your legs, clear your mind and send MONEY to the Gay Swami's pay pal account.
  15. @drunk_economist "Layoff" is derived from the Sanskrit "jack off" and divine Adobe CEOs to elicit the mantra "BLOW ME" from the sacked.
  16. @fluffeetalks Oh yes, Fluffee. When sleepwalking, its MUCH SAFER to be in spitting range of old ladies and kids, like the naked coffee guy.
  17. @kingsthings I REFUSE to get the Swine Flu shot, Larry. As one Chicago cab driver said to me "Hell no, I ain't turnin' into no pig."
  18. @davidsirota Does it say how your old boss David Obey got expelled from Catholic school in Wisconsin for hitting a nun after she swat him?
  19. @davidsirota Yes, David, here is the Gay Swami Polanski Quiz: Should "Brilliant" People Get a Pass for Doing Minors up the Ass?
  20. @kingsthings Exciting!Don't forget to ask the Playboy of Persia which Chinese knock-off is doing his Armani-clone dinna jackets these days.