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  1. @kevin_nealon Oh Kevin & Elaine, I am standing in line at SFO now with a fire extinguisher stuffed down my pants and am taking no chances.
  2. @drunk_economist Low BLOW!
  3. @JPBarlow Where did it go?
  4. @JPBarlow You know what they say, JP. "When in Rome, play whack-a-mole with the Pope." Or something like that.
  5. I am helping out in the kitchen, preparing to gently place a WINE SOAKED CHEESECLOTH over the turkey like Martha Stewart told me to do.
  6. @davidsirota Hoppy Holidays to you, too, David. Don't tell us you're under the table at the brew pub, already...
  7. @JPBarlow Hmm. Since I have received no FRAUDULENT GAIETY in my stocking, can you please tell me where I can find some?
  8. RT @JPBarlow: RT @kate_armstrong RT @badbanana: If they don't want us knocking down Popes, they shouldn't make it look so fun.
  9. @jeremypiven Oh yes, Jeremy, I have. Like the dream where I woke up dressed just like Barney Frank - and WAS!
  10. Peace, love and an end to Gay discrimination. Heading out to hear the glorious voices of the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus in the Castro.
  11. @davidsirota This is very sad. Where is the Peace and Love that Ghandi worked so hard for? Who is representing Ghandi in this country? ME!
  12. @davidsirota That's not very nice, David. Do you know the price tag of having stained Versace pajamas dry-cleaned?
  13. @JPBarlow Oh JP, unless it is an impolite disease, DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY with what you have!
  14. http://emsnews.wordpress.com/2009/12/20/carbon-trade-markets-fall-like-thermometer-in-this-cold-winter/#more-5708 Brrrrr. NOW WHAT?
  15. Barack Obama: The Illinois Enema Bandit: http://bit.ly/7O3xo0 via @addthis Obama' Health REFORM bill trickles up!
  16. http://tootruthy.blogspot.com/2009_12_01_archive.html The Gay Swami's Happy Friday Poetry Hour: Copenhagen Lowdown
  17. @JPBarlow India's black coal and wood burning is way worse than Co2 and that's what's melting the Himalayan Glaciers. (Don't tell Al Gore.)
  18. @JPBarlow JP, Christmas is a joyous time to not get trapped by obligation but to celebrate selfless giving by, say, bringing ME cookies.
  19. @MMFlint Oh Michael I hope ur living in Traverse City since the Detroit unemployment has topped 50% and I'll bet they're MAD, packing heat.
  20. @JPBarlow What kind of mischief can be included in such "misconduct docs"?