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  1. Who let the theme of the trip out? http://shrinkify.com/1fsd
  2. What are the cc's of this moped thing, can One leave Duke of Hazard in the dust?
  3. @molesworth_1 Bermuda is bliss. Working on a way to stay here & telecommute to the Palace during the winter months. Bring you back some rum?
  4. Warm weather - at last!
  5. One sees Gordon visited Cockermouth - yet again. One'll get it right eventually (little too much Dubonnet this eve).
  6. Definitely not looking for fast love Oily. More like ear plugs.
  7. @waitwait I can see Russia From Here. Going Roquefort. Or To Russia With Love.
  8. Baby remember my name. Lame! #childreninneed
  9. @Patunia84 Good God where have tho been?
  10. http://twitpic.com/q4ofm - Did they let the Unibomber out?
  11. Harman should be charged with using a mobile while trying to be a MP. In a car or at work, same result - total wreck.
  12. Home - feet up, girdle off, ringer off and G&T's flowing copiously.
  13. @markryes Balmoral - Oh give One land, lots of land under the starry skies above, don't fence One in (@stigblog & @andychapman09).
  14. @parkylondon dayus horriblus.
  15. @Subville Should have been, more interesting and probably realistic than the drivel that was tossed around today.
  16. This crown (not to mention the present company) is giving One a ginormous bloody headache.
  17. Up and about early. Getting ready for the big day, big speech and best of all Whac A MP.
  18. @CitizenWhy Like lipstick on a pig?
  19. @JosephTheGreat Whac A Mole...salad? What?
  20. @CitizenWhy Shall One let Palin deliver said speech in situ? Loads of excellent comedy material in that option, no?