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  1. Gettin to fifth base.about 11 hours ago from web
  2. Taking a dump at bordersabout 19 hours ago from mobile web
  3. Just woke up with a sing-song for my ringtone. Must have been a good night.12:24 PM Jul 10th from web
  4. I heard MJ died of food poisoning. They said he ate some 12-year-old nuts. Unrelated: eatin some Planters and spittin seeds.10:21 AM Jul 7th from web
  5. Beating up a France.11:57 PM Jul 4th from web
  6. star spanglin my banner.4:54 PM Jul 4th from mobile web
  7. Cleaning the gunk off my junk.4:46 PM Jul 1st from web
  8. Turning lesbians straight at the Pride parade.1:22 PM Jun 28th from web
  9. brushing my teeth with my finger.11:04 PM Jun 24th from web
  10. just woke up in a sewer..11:26 AM Jun 19th from web
  11. y'all need a Cert, cuz your breath HURT.2:14 PM Jun 11th from web
  12. bouncin' a check at the tow lot.10:13 PM Jun 10th from web
  13. Hanging out at the beach http://bit.ly/1UiWOE4:27 PM Jun 8th from web
  14. Just punched twitter right in the nuts.12:03 PM Jun 5th from web
  15. Woke up with a homeless girl and a bunch of rats. Glad I call SOMA home.10:17 AM May 29th from web
  16. just cuffed and stuffed one.12:39 AM Apr 24th from web
  17. Aparentlee my insurance doesn't cover Colt 45.3:58 PM Apr 22nd from web
  18. Searching for my next wife. http://mugshots.tampabay.co...3:17 PM Apr 21st from web
  19. Listening to my answering machine. http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/...10:53 AM Apr 17th from web
  20. Just shit in a mailbox. That should take car of my taxes.3:42 PM Apr 15th from web