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TheFriendlyEnd

  1. @wac_intosh fiercely real
  2. Stoplight chicken, in which you either look away because you're afraid of seeing a nose pick or you actually see a nose pick.
  3. Personally, I just feel like, at the end of the day, it is what it is. No offense.
  4. Be on the lookout for my new image: "damaged self-esteem from being told my previous image was not ok." #imageconsultant
  5. My aunt got me a gift certificate to see an image consultant. Guess it's time to revamp the ol' image.
  6. 73°, Heaven is a Place on Earth on the radio, and @trannyonabike cruising down Santa Monica. You're killing it today, Weho.
  7. Everyone get on This Is My Jam right now, I need more jams. thisismyjam.com/thefriendlyend #jam #jams #jamz
  8. "WOOOOO!" "I can't hear you!" You can, though.
  9. Is it a developmental delay if it took me until age 28 to realize that boatnecks make me look like a boat?
  10. I've been watching Mob Wives and inviting random opponents to play Scramble with Friends. Forgive me, Andrew W.K.
  11. "When I say party, you say time." "I'm sorry, I just can't be there for you right now."
  12. You are watching Jeff watch you watch Jeff guess "flounder". Drawsome!
  13. @JerGrylls A+ name.
  14. "Don't it make you sad about it?" - J. Timberlake
  15. What govt agency regulates the difference between "free trial" and "extended free trial"?
  16. ;) ;) RT @aaroncarter I can be violent, and opinionated! Bad combinations! ;)
  17. Relationship communication breakthrough: found out he's been thinking of Heidi Montag when I've been talking about Courtney Stodden.