TheFriendlyEnd
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@ fiercely real
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to wac_intosh
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Stoplight chicken, in which you either look away because you're afraid of seeing a nose pick or you actually see a nose pick.
6:21 PM May 31st
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Personally, I just feel like, at the end of the day, it is what it is. No offense.
5:40 PM May 31st
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Be on the lookout for my new image: "damaged self-esteem from being told my previous image was not ok."
3:37 PM May 31st
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My aunt got me a gift certificate to see an image consultant. Guess it's time to revamp the ol' image.
3:26 PM May 31st
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Clint Eastwood turns 82 today. Forget the glittering career for a second; his name is an anagram of "Old West Action."
2:50 AM May 31st
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73°, Heaven is a Place on Earth on the radio, and @ cruising down Santa Monica. You're killing it today, Weho.
6:25 PM May 30th
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My "Gym, Tan, Laundry" is "Refresh same 3 websites constantly in hopes of new content, Check if any new snacks showed up, Mouth-breathe."
12:00 PM May 30th
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Everyone get on This Is My Jam right now, I need more jams.
11:54 AM May 29th
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"WOOOOO!"
"I can't hear you!"
You can, though.
11:12 AM May 29th
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Is it a developmental delay if it took me until age 28 to realize that boatnecks make me look like a boat?
10:41 AM May 29th
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I've been watching Mob Wives and inviting random opponents to play Scramble with Friends. Forgive me, Andrew W.K.
10:25 PM May 27th
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My mom's house could be a museum exhibit titled "Post menopausal woman uses every variation on toile fabric."
10:24 PM May 23rd
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"When I say party, you say time." "I'm sorry, I just can't be there for you right now."
10:43 AM May 26th
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You are watching Jeff watch you watch Jeff guess "flounder". Drawsome!
10:55 PM May 21st
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@ A+ name.
12:40 PM May 21st
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"Don't it make you sad about it?" - J. Timberlake
9:21 PM May 19th
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What govt agency regulates the difference between "free trial" and "extended free trial"?
6:56 PM May 19th
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;) ;) RT @ I can be violent, and opinionated! Bad combinations! ;)
3:50 PM May 19th
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Relationship communication breakthrough: found out he's been thinking of Heidi Montag when I've been talking about Courtney Stodden.
12:25 PM May 18th
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- Name Kelli
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Bio Friend to the Friendly End. I wish only the best for amateur metal bands everywhere.
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