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  1. Well, I love Dragon Age. See you in about a week actual humans.
  2. Watching Live at Gotham and Paul F. Thompkins introduces Nick Kroll by saying, "You've seen him on Jimmy Kimmel..." No sir. No I have not.
  3. Big Top Cupcake, America? What have you done?
  4. Well, I guess I was wrong. After an epic struggle the Rams can beat the Lions 17-10 in a win that came down the final minutes. ...hooray?
  5. T minus 41 days until retirement. It can't come soon enough.
  6. This just in: Kate Gosselin isn't ready to date yet. In related news: eff me for even knowing who the hell that is.
  7. I keep reading ridiculous articles saying it's good the Rams will be playing the Lions this Sunday. The Rams will lose by 10 points.
  8. Moments away from attempting to watch Pumpkinhead for the first time. What am I in for? And I mean, exactly how shitty will this be?
  9. Rams QB Marc Bulger had a passer rating of 37.7 yesterday. I'd high five him but he'd probably just miss my hand.
  10. Just saw Reggie Bush's touchdown yesterday for the first time. Absolutley incredible. One of the plays of the year so far.
  11. Paranormal Activity was fantastic.
  12. In 7 games the Rams have scored 5 touchdowns on offense. That same offense has given up four scores in fumble/int returns. Awesome.
  13. Oh, Florida Republicans. Crist didn't give Obama a lingering hug because he supports his policies, he did it because he's gay.
  14. Steely Dawn #oneletteroffmovies
  15. Diddy Day Care #oneletteroffmovies
  16. The Sum of all Bears #oneletteroffmovies
  17. Jewsies #oneletteroffmovies
  18. Gleaming the pube #oneletteroffmovies
  19. RT @amygreenebr Bloodroot got a starred review on Booklist!: http://bit.ly/LVuH3
  20. Reading an article on the great young quarterbacks in the NFL. I like the Rams so it just makes me want to punch something.