TheFifthTurtle
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@ for fuck's sake. FOR FUCK'S SAKE. goddammit.
6:00 AM Nov 17th
from Seesmic
in reply to rickmarshall
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@ i ain't bringing the damn courts into this, you know how many warrants i got
2:21 PM Oct 28th
from Seesmic
in reply to mikep3313
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@ the problem is that the zookeeper knows krav maga. things could get messy and I don't got health insurance
6:19 PM Oct 24th
from Seesmic
in reply to mikep3313
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every time I get within 10 miles of the bronx zoo I can feel that fucking reptile tank mocking me. I gotta stay in brooklyn I think
2:57 PM Oct 24th
from Seesmic
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anyway they're apparently all fine, but they are not home. getting pretty on edge about staying here, but where the hell else am I gonna go
1:38 PM Oct 24th
from Seesmic
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starting to think those alerts are just making matters worse
1:07 PM Oct 24th
from Seesmic
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to be honest I had forgotten about all of them until I started getting goddamn google alerts popping up for "turtle + hero + handsome"
1:07 PM Oct 24th
from Seesmic
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lotta people peg mike as the pothead. Coke, speedballs, X, sure. But Raph's the one serious about ganja. Got a super expensive belgian bong
12:52 PM Oct 24th
from Seesmic
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and of course once I found some of raph's good bud, the weeks sort of bled away
12:46 PM Oct 24th
from Seesmic
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so that did not really go anywhere. i have been watching 'Hung' though, thomas jane is very convincing as a total lunkhead
12:41 PM Oct 24th
from Seesmic
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that was me rescuing my brothers, getting the career back on track, solving all the problems in my life
12:32 PM Oct 24th
from Seesmic
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and the next morning and two days later and the following week it's like "ugghhhh, that sounds like a lot of work"
12:31 PM Oct 24th
from Seesmic
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you guys know what it's like to get a KILLER idea for some plan that is just gonna FIX EVERYTHING and it's super amazing and also it's 4am
12:31 PM Oct 24th
from Seesmic
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@ anything someone will pay me for
3:25 PM Oct 22nd
from Seesmic
in reply to mikep3313
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i feel like i can do a lot more than just throw ninja stars at asians. i kinda want to become a corporate motivational speaker
12:25 PM Oct 22nd
from Seesmic
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no tolerance for 15-hour flights to Bulgaria on ex-Aeroflot rustbuckets to shoot direct-to-DVD crap movies that'll only be released in Italy
12:10 PM Oct 22nd
from Seesmic
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thinking this is a good time to cash in on the ol' family name but I seriously do not want to go the Billy Baldwin route
12:08 PM Oct 22nd
from Seesmic
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TMZ stopped by and I gave 'em a little flash of turtle dick while dressed as Mikey, we'll see if that shows up anywhere
11:22 AM Oct 22nd
from Seesmic
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reporters keep calling the sewer line, I keep tellin' em lies
10:55 AM Oct 22nd
from Seesmic
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anyway the bros saved the moon and got a congratulatory call from Obama. I got a call from the pawnshop asking if the camera I sold was hot
4:24 PM Oct 21st
from Seesmic
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- Name Botticelli
- Location Ninja Turtles Official Canon
- Bio I was WRITTEN OUT of EVERY TMNT PROPERTY
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