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TheFakeCNN

  1. Breaking: After a press conference discussing the ban on sugary drinks, NYC's Mayor Bloomberg is attacked by the Kool Aid man. Oh Yeah! about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. The Green Lantern is now gay. Fortunately his weakness is still wood. Big, hard, throbbing wood. about 5 hours ago via Echofon
  3. Breaking: Armed, masked individuals rob First National Bank. Police are looking into the whereabouts of the band Slipknot. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Breaking: No one really gives a fuck about the @FoxNews top 20 fake parody account list that we didn't make. :( about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Thanks to @FoxNews for NOT including us in their list, but they did include our 2 pals @NotGaryBusey and @TheFakeESPN. Follow them both. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Breaking NYC: Asian tourist takes off their dust mask. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Who To Follow: This week we picked @AmberTozer & @OpieRadio to follow. 2 completely different styles, but both equally funny. Check 'Em out. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Breaking: White guy says Holla in crowd. People awkwardly looked on. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Advice: You don't need to remind anyone it's Friday. Everyone is well aware of what day of the week it is. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Breaking: Weatherman's forecast was right! 6:07 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Breaking: Secretary of State caught spending afternoon on Youtube. Press aid leaks the video. It's actually hilarious bit.ly/LMNKbx 2:42 PM May 31st via bitly
  12. Advice: Your Yosemite Sam Back Off mud flaps are intimidating no one. 12:40 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  13. The Department of Agriculture says they will start recognizing the tomato as a vegetable. "We've kept up the fruit charade long enough." 9:07 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Breaking: Corey Hart just got his sunglasses from here! mlks.co/1uOe0 - sp 6:36 PM May 30th via MyLikes Network