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TheFFJD

congrats to @zwecka on her #XOJane piece, and an #FFJD writer to boot! (you wrote for me first!) bit.ly/KocVXj #adipositivity about 5 hours ago via web
Am I going to get swept away on my elliptical? If so, does anyone know how to fly one? #tornado about 11 hours ago via web
whitegrlproblem Dressing on the side please, I'm not an animal. goo.gl/fJiko about 11 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by TheFFJD and 294 others
seriously autocorrect, stop with the constant correction to "yurt". about 11 hours ago via web
Isabel Marant Sneakers = Marty McFly's Sneakers. #backtothefuture #fashion #WHOAH about 11 hours ago via web
@rachelsklar @annfriedman um duh. about 11 hours ago via web in reply to rachelsklar
I have been watching HSN for 2 hours. Do they use this at Guantanamo? #sesamestreet about 12 hours ago via web
@tmcleod3 !!!!!!!! about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to tmcleod3
@DowntownShallon which is exactly why you’re lazy and greedy (and really good at social media). about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to DowntownShallon
I could go for like, sixteen rounds of Mancala right now. #childhood cc: @90sgirlproblems @TrendyProblems about 18 hours ago via web
@biggsjason are you sure you're not a Jew? I have a pair of sweatpants from your bar-mitzvah. about 18 hours ago via web
@Afilreis thanks for spreading the #gaf love! Cc: @GAFGAFGAF #girlsarentfunny about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@KateBennett_DC @EsteeLauder soooooo…playdate? I’ll bring the juiceboxes. about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to KateBennett_DC
Just in case I wasn’t ridiculous enough: my #popphone came! 4:25 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS
The guy sitting next to me just said, with a straight face, "Great Scott!" I think I've been waiting my whole life for that. 11:31 AM May 31st via web
“@mediaite: Sesame Street Songs Used To Torture mediaite.com/a/mvewz” just got off with Big Bird’s people. They are not happy. 10:36 AM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS
"Will Travel For Salad" - possible memoir title (@ Chop't Creative Salad Company w/ 3 others) 4sq.com/N14hhQ 10:20 AM May 31st via foursquare
So, I guess no girl can complain that a guy "ate her face" again. #miamizombie #dating 7:34 AM May 31st via web
@Scoutmobdc wrote about #GAF! bit.ly/JZmNRj 7:26 AM May 31st via TweetDeck
@MeghanButler @bitly they have been replying to every tweet ever. But it's awkward because the pufferfish is looking a little...bloated. 7:13 AM May 31st via web in reply to MeghanButler

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Bio It's FFJD under 140 - dating, jeggings, froyo, TV & beyond. Your cousin Rachel's camp BFF's roommate's favorite blog. Because you can't make this drek up.