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TheEvilWheatley

  1. @Mute_Lunatic *Leans over and kisses her cheek sheepishly. Smiles a bit.* Y-You're safe, a-a-and all, if you want to t-take a rest, luv... about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Mute_Lunatic
  2. @Mute_Lunatic *Watches her curious. Somethings up, but she's hard to read sometimes, he doesn't know...* about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Mute_Lunatic
  3. @Mute_Lunatic *Pushes his cords aside and sits awkwardly. Looks around, still trying to pin the food that Polaris wanted.* about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
  4. @Mute_Lunatic *Fidgets where he stands, unsure if he should walk away or stay it her. Shuffles his feet. Coughs. Shifts his eyes around.* about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
  5. @Mute_Lunatic *Fidgets, sighing. Gives up. Stands and walks over, wrapping a blanket around her shoulders. Looks away.* about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Mute_Lunatic
  6. @Mute_Lunatic *Watches her, his annoyance dulled somewhat by his worry. Tries to make it look like he's not paying attention to her.* about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
  7. @Mute_Lunatic *Crosses his arms. Selfish. They're both selfish. He grunts, and turns attention to the finishing repairs.* @ApSciPackrat about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
  8. @ApSciPackrat Yeah mate, you can go be all. Go have a bloody blast. *Stares, eyes narrow.* @mute_lunatic about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ApSciPackrat
  9. @Mute_Lunatic @apscipackrat *Stares, eyes narrowed.* I didn't promise you anything, mate. Lucky I got you anything at all, actually. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Mute_Lunatic
  10. @Mute_Lunatic -Quite difficult to do it back when you're just, you know, a big eyeball, and all, but I think he got it after a while...hah. 8:56 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to Mute_Lunatic
  11. @Mute_Lunatic -bloody cleaning crew, or something, don't really think he thought I was /actually/ living. Always made odd faces at me.- 8:55 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to Mute_Lunatic
  12. @Mute_Lunatic *He sighs and smiles, nevertheless.* B-Back when I was a core, th-there was this one fellow, think he was part of the- 8:55 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to Mute_Lunatic
  13. *Scratches @ApSciPackrat's stomach absently and watches @Mute_Lunatic. Grins slightly and returns the silly face.* 8:36 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  14. @Mute_Lunatic *Frowns and watches her, still uncertain. After all she's been through, and she looks...amazing, but worn out.* @ApSciPackrat 8:21 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  15. @ApSciPackrat *Picks up the lint.* Oh, great, /thanks/...*Looks at @Mute_Lunatic worriedly. She's barely eating, she can't sleep...* 7:42 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  16. @ApSciPackrat *Starts pulling random packages of food from wherever he can find.* This? O-Or this? What about this? @Mute_Lunatic 6:00 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  17. @ApSciPackrat Alright, alright, possibly you are, but...but I have no clue what those are, really. Rubbey what now? *Looks to @Mute_Lunatic* 5:38 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  18. @ApSciPackrat @mute_lunatic *Narrows his eyes.* Mate, I don't what the /bloody hell/ that is. I got you your bloody peanuts. 4:13 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ApSciPackrat
  19. @Mute_Lunatic @apscipackrat -working on the airplane testing initiative, whatever that is...*Bags of peanuts drop in front of them.* 7:02 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Mute_Lunatic
  20. @Mute_Lunatic @apscipackrat Alright, here, here, your bloody peanuts. A devil to find, mind you. They were in the breakroom for those- 7:01 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Mute_Lunatic
  • Name Wheatley
  • Location Wheatley Laboratories
  • Bio Was in space for a bit. Now I'm not. Back in the mainframe, actually. We're going to have a /lot/ of fun.
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