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  1. I haven't even used this razor once, yet, and it is already turning me in to a shaving snob. Oh, my precious internet history.
  2. @craxy There's always the crackhead that hangs out at Gamestop, threatening people with his mafia-ties, but he might be clean now.
  3. The Merkur Futur that @DavidARosenberg bought me arrived today. Looking forward to entering the world of Safety Razors.
  4. Watching UFC 100. SOOO MUCH blood in the octagon.
  5. @craxy it was actually the arundel mills starbucks, so you didn't miss out.
  6. This s just like the time that some Iranian guy had popcorn stuck in his throat.
  7. Overheard at Starbucks: Lady 1: "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" Lady 2: "There's an 'I' in 'Michael'."
  8. Haircut time, FINALLY! #haircuts
  9. Marion Barry is like the Marion Barry of our times.
  10. @MercieSuicide If loving Marion Barry is wrong, I don't want to be right.
  11. Why is there no legitimate Marion Barry twitter account?
  12. She's not even pressing charges, COME ON!
  13. FREE MARION BARRY!
  14. Hey #JordanJesseGo Watching live stream, but I can't get chat to work. (JordanJesseGo live > http://ustre.am/wMl)
  15. Just burned my finger. Forgot that touching the inside of an active oven was a bad thing.
  16. Sometimes I'm surpised by how lucky I am to be an American.
  17. http://twitpic.com/96wug - Murphy is ready for tomorrow. #PicturesOfMyDog
  18. Newton's First Law of Motion: You DO NOT talk about motion. #alternatehistory
  19. @esajudita1 It should be pretty easy to win an argument with an anti-Zionist. I have yet to meet one who ACTUALLY knew what Zionism was.
  20. http://twitpic.com/921lg - Arlington National Cemetary bus tour now. Featuring @MJRose126