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TheEmptyPond

  1. No Haiku for now / A year and a half daily / Now I need a break 9:12 PM Jun 20th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  2. To build a village / They say that it takes all kinds / Except ugly folks 9:12 PM Jun 19th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  3. Sometimes I hate things / Other times I'm indifferent / But I'm always drunk 9:12 PM Jun 18th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  4. A stupid monkey / Tried to eat his own feces / Instead of throw it 9:12 PM Jun 17th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  5. Weiner has pulled out / It turns out, he went all soft / Couldn't keep it up 9:13 PM Jun 16th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  6. Man walks down the street / Sees someone else on a bench / Gives him a wedgie 9:12 PM Jun 15th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  7. Do you play poker? / If you do, take up knitting / You'll lose less money 9:12 PM Jun 14th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  8. You're losing your mind / But you have to ask yourself / Is that a bad thing? 9:12 PM Jun 13th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  9. Feel like an Ogre? / Lack of pants getting you down? / You need some nice shorts. 9:16 PM Jun 12th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  10. Weinergate is done / Or at least, it might be done / Never reached climax 9:13 PM Jun 11th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  11. Hey, here's a quick joke: / How do you blind News to you? / Put Weiners in it! 9:16 PM Jun 10th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  12. Check out my Weiner! / What do you think it can do? / Here's a hint: sexting 9:16 PM Jun 9th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  13. Anthony's a dad / Or at least, he will be soon / He used his Weiner 9:16 PM Jun 8th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  14. I need to ask you / Hey, have you seen my Weiner? / Not you, Anthony 9:16 PM Jun 7th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  15. Anthony Weiner / Owned up to his own penis / I'd claim that thing too 9:16 PM Jun 6th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  16. Bazookas away! / Man the torpedoes, you dogs! / ...not hump them, man them 9:16 PM Jun 5th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  17. There's an old saying / When the going's hard, screw it / (The going's my junk) 9:16 PM Jun 4th, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  18. Invaders from space! / I can't call them what they are / Or I might get sued 9:16 PM Jun 3rd, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  19. Know what the world needs? / A picture of my wiener / But you'll have to wait 9:16 PM Jun 2nd, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  20. Missed a night of sleep / Also missed a night of tweet / But tonight, I write 9:16 PM Jun 1st, 2011 via A Haiku Genius
  • Name Some Haikus
  • Location An Empty Pond
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  • Bio A man on Twitter / Who only writes in Haiku / Yet has a girlfriend
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