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  1. Worse. Train. RT @faduda Quick survey q: is Ireland better or worse off than 12 months ago? Light at end of tunnel, or oncoming train?
  2. Recession leads to establishment of New World Order: 2 packets of Bacon Fries, 3 Guinness, 7 lagers and 6.8 billion straws #2010prediction
  3. Coughlan announces 50 new jobs at US drug company plant in Letterkenny. It emerges she ingested 50 new drugs in Letterkenny #2010prediction
  4. A major Premier League club will be involved in a surprise swoop for a promising striker which will make feck all difference #2010prediction
  5. Ireland #rugby team will field two outhalves and at least four centres in 6 nations to capitalise on available resources #2010prediction
  6. Gender bar to holding Irish Presidency finally enshrined in constitution, thwarting Bertie's fledgling campaign #2010prediction
  7. Utterly unpredictable flooding of misleadingly named 'flood plains' catches govt by surprise #2010prediction
  8. Labour sweep to power on minutely detailed & costed 'Fairness' 'policy' #2010prediction
  9. Pope resigns "for good of Church". #2010prediction
  10. Willie O'Dea resigns seat. Moustache wins byelection. #2010prediction
  11. Mary Harney will announce new means testing for all illness. No means: no illness. #2010prediction
  12. "For starters.........." Get your free mp3 download "A TD's' Xmas Song" from @TheEmergency and Happy Xmas from us all http://twurl.nl/tb5bfd
  13. "Which is what they'll be tucking into / In Leinster house..." http://twurl.nl/tb5bfd
  14. "That makes a tin of tuna taste like / A 12 kilo turkey.." http://twurl.nl/tb5bfd
  15. And you'd better hope that Rachel Allen / Comes up with a recipe..." http://twurl.nl/tb5bfd
  16. grr indeed-> RT @mickfox Can't get @theemergency cd anywhere. ... Grrrrr (tesco, golden discs & hmv SHOULD have it)
  17. Breaking News: Master Thief Announces Heist Crew http://twurl.nl/qomoej
  18. "Even Jim Corr in his tin foil hat/Keeps the govt. happy with tax.." http://bit.ly/5AMlX8
  19. "If you're from COIR/Or the completely unrelated Youth Defence/If you voted no/Or simply sat upon the fence..." http://bit.ly/5AMlX8
  20. Free MP3 Download: “A TDs’ Christmas Song” from The Emergency’s CD “Use Democracy Sensibly” http://bit.ly/5AhX21