TheEllenShow
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My friend @ is here on Wednesday. I hear he has some big news.
3 minutes ago
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Brushing @'s hair right now.
about 4 hours ago
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I was so inspired by this young woman's powerful story. I was thrilled to be able to help her.
about 5 hours ago
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RT @ Why don't skeletons play music in church? They don't have any organs!
about 5 hours ago
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RT @ What is a mummy's favorite type of music? WRAP!
about 5 hours ago
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
about 8 hours ago
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What's green and loud? A froghorn.
about 8 hours ago
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I've got 2 tkts to the Billboard Awards tonight in Vegas! 1st person to the SE corner of the MGM grand garden arena can have 'em. Seriously.
2:55 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Happy Birthday to the two women who taught me everything I know. My Mama. And Cher.
7:51 AM May 20th
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Spring rolls by Chef Roberto just in time for Summer.
1:30 PM May 19th
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I'm up for a Teen Choice Award! Teens make the best choices. They should also be able to stay up as late as they want.
7:35 PM May 18th
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I may need a nap. RT @ @ Congrats on and more and more. :)
4:47 PM May 18th
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This makes me really happy.
RT @ @ is my favorite thing to watch with my mom. Happy 1500th show Ellen!
4:47 PM May 18th
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Before every show, I throw a mint into the air and catch it in my mouth. This is why.
2:26 PM May 18th
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I've got a free iPod touch for one of my followers. I hope it's you.
11:02 AM May 18th
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Wow. . If you watched them in a row, it'd take months to get through the Shake weight commercials alone.
10:06 AM May 18th
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Expect a call from my wife. RT @ Totally just made
out with Ellen on @! Check it out tomorrow..1500th episode!
8:48 PM May 17th
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New photo of my nieces, Eva and Perry. They stayed that way for hours. That's because they were playing with glue.
5:28 PM May 17th
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Jacob is 8 years old. He's blind and autistic, but he wanted to feel the music. I love this.
2:34 PM May 17th
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.@ offered to babysit Sophia Grace & Rosie. I think it's a great idea. U can't use tweets in court, right?
11:43 AM May 17th
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