TheEllenShow
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Thank you President @ for standing up for my people. And by "my people," I mean people.
about 1 hour ago
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Who wants tickets to @'s new ? Someone's gonna win a pair right here.
about 19 hours ago
via web
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If he was your boyfriend, he'd never let you go.
about 21 hours ago
via WhoSay
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It must be fun growing up in the Smiths’ house.
about 22 hours ago
via WhoSay
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Congrats to @ on making it to the Stanley Cup. A little boy's dreams really can come true. And by "little boy" I mean @.
about 22 hours ago
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Go! RT @ At @ this AM for @ w @ & tonight at 7pm for book signing @ !
10:39 AM May 23rd
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Congraduations, @!
9:41 AM May 23rd
via WhoSay
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Oh boy do I have a surprise for @.
7:43 PM May 22nd
via WhoSay
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Is it a pony? RT @ @ see u soon.
2:11 PM May 22nd
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.@ told me how she chose what to put in her movie. She didn't tell me how she chose not to put me in it.
1:48 PM May 22nd
via WhoSay
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I sent Sophia Grace & Rosie to Disneyland to check out the new park before it even opened. I'm like a fairy godmother.
10:27 AM May 22nd
via WhoSay
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My friend @ is here on Wednesday. I hear he has some big news.
5:05 PM May 21st
via web
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Brushing @'s hair right now.
2:00 PM May 21st
via web
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I was so inspired by this young woman's powerful story. I was thrilled to be able to help her.
1:09 PM May 21st
via WhoSay
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RT @ Why don't skeletons play music in church? They don't have any organs!
12:24 PM May 21st
via web
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RT @ What is a mummy's favorite type of music? WRAP!
12:22 PM May 21st
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
9:48 AM May 21st
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What's green and loud? A froghorn.
9:29 AM May 21st
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I've got 2 tkts to the Billboard Awards tonight in Vegas! 1st person to the SE corner of the MGM grand garden arena can have 'em. Seriously.
2:55 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Happy Birthday to the two women who taught me everything I know. My Mama. And Cher.
7:51 AM May 20th
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