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TheEhren

McDonalds .@MikeBloomberg We trust our customers to make the choices that are best for them. 10:28 AM Jun 1st via Sprout Social Retweeted by TheEhren and 1817 others
the undeniable munchies got me last night. dammit. 6:44 AM Jun 1st via web
watching a dogumentary. (pug intended) 4:36 PM May 30th via web
@adammotzko if you're using it for reading, don't get the kindle fire. the bright screen with irritate your eyes after an hour of reading. 1:59 PM May 30th via web in reply to adammotzko
i am having serious glee withdrawals and i'm not afraid to admit it. 1:59 PM May 30th via web
@sydgroll i have to say, your unwaveringly positive attitude is really nice to see. way to be sydney. lets hope we can have a summer reunion 1:24 PM May 30th via web in reply to sydgroll
sometimes, you just gotta say, "these calories will help me survive longer on a deserted island. that's why i'm eating so much." 12:47 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
tarzan has by far my favorite disney soundtrack. 12:17 PM May 30th via web
@adammotzko @RyanLyk this bromance is getting out of hand. 7:24 AM May 30th via web in reply to adammotzko
**ALERT** With everyone starting to like indie music, mainstream music becomes the new hipster. 6:54 AM May 30th via web
@maddiee sounds like a plan!! yeah, you choose a date 3 weeks out, and i'll get work off! :) 8:56 PM May 29th via web in reply to maddiee
“@maddiee: Going to feed my starving children always makes me feel great about myself” and is so much fun! Let's go sometime together! 7:33 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
@TacoBell anything you guys partner up with Marky mark on, I'll get behind! Way to go! 7:32 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TacoBell
TacoBell Retweet this and @TacoBell will donate $5 to #GraduateToGo to help teens graduate high school! twitter.com/TacoBell/statu… 4:40 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by TheEhren and 1495 others
I think I'm going to start a conspiracy theory that Steve Jobs is still alive. 7:44 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
mindykaling And Michael at reunions was like we GET it, you directed Blade Runner and Top Gun whoop di do, I own a condo 12:31 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TheEhren and 512 others
mindykaling They never used it on the Office but I pitched that Michael Scott was Ridley and Tony Scott's cousins 12:26 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TheEhren and 743 others
You know you're getting older when you spend $65 on a boring pair of shoes. 6:35 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@mumfordandsons never ceases to make me wish I was still going to UMD. #CanadaTweets 3:22 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
You know you have a pampered pooch when he spends more time in your jacket than on the actual boat. 3:03 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Ehren Minkema
Location Minneapolis, Minnesota
Web http://www.facebo...
Bio The journal of a narcissistic (and beautiful) college-kid, as he rants and raves about all of his guilty obsessions.