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TheDylanOakes

Seriously, who follows behind a fire trunk to pass up all the traffic pulled over? #Asshole about 1 hour ago via Echofon
If possible, I'd drink Butterbeer daily for the rest of my life. about 2 hours ago via Echofon
I want to buy EVERYTHING in this store about 2 hours ago via Echofon
Waiting in line at Ollivander's. #Geeking about 3 hours ago via Echofon from Southwest Orange, FL
@TheLoganLee Go get a soul or something. about 3 hours ago via Echofon from Southwest Orange, FL in reply to TheLoganLee
I keep ending up at theme parks when I don't even like roller coasters. #Fail about 4 hours ago via Echofon from Southwest Orange, FL
Lord_Voldemort7 Your mom's a horcrux. about 5 hours ago via web Retweeted by TheDylanOakes and 3970 others
@sandycaribou TCF is a joke. about 7 hours ago via Echofon in reply to sandycaribou
@TheLoganLee No you don't. about 7 hours ago via Echofon in reply to TheLoganLee
@TheLoganLee You're a ginger, that's what's wrong with you. about 7 hours ago via Echofon in reply to TheLoganLee
amcdorito @BenGuttman1 is going to rage off the road. @TheDylanOakes #dols about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by TheDylanOakes
The Roomba rage quit. about 10 hours ago via Echofon
RedSox FINAL: #RedSox 7, @BlueJays 2 about 21 hours ago via Social Marketing Hub Retweeted by TheDylanOakes and 537 others
These people at the airport have a kid named Houston. 11:44 AM Jun 1st via Echofon
ABCWorldNews The judge has revoked George Zimmerman's bond. Says he must surrender himself in 48 hours. #breakingNews 11:39 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck Retweeted by TheDylanOakes and 254 others
Greetings from Orlando, Florida! 10:46 AM Jun 1st via Echofon
@BenGuttman1 I wouldn't know. 10:42 AM Jun 1st via Echofon in reply to BenGuttman1
@BenGuttman1 It's an A319! 7:41 AM Jun 1st via Echofon in reply to BenGuttman1
It's strange being on an Airbus. I only ever fly on Boeing aircraft. 7:39 AM Jun 1st via Echofon
kevinhunsperger For the record, my name is Kevin Hunsperger. I'm not Edan Schultz. Thank you 5:29 AM Jun 1st via Echofon Retweeted by TheDylanOakes

Name Dylan Jose Oakes
Location Carbondale, IL
Bio Ladies and gentlemen, Dylan Oakes. I love poetry, and a glass of scotch. And of course, my friend Twitter here.