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  1. Mr farney is sitting 2 rows ahead of me at church!
  2. I like driving on christmas eve, route 11 is completely empty. I'm pretending i'm a survivor of a zombie apocalypse.
  3. @Marilowe what do you mean actually?
  4. Just got the freshest most comfortable kicks.
  5. I'm not nearly excited for christmas as i usually am. My inner child is dying. :(
  6. @therealzacdamac me
  7. @therealzacdamac i agree.
  8. Am i really?
  9. Somebody give me something to do tomorrow.
  10. Goin commando. Underwear is for squares.
  11. This bitch in front of me with the lazy eye needs to get her hood the fuck up off my desk.
  12. Congratulations mark!
  13. If my sock keeps falling off the back of my foot i'm gonna kill a bitch.
  14. Excuse me but do you know anyone in the business of snail?
  15. @DAV1DHATCH no i just want you naked ;)
  16. Some people would look better with their throat slit.
  17. So i'm at the wireless place getting a new charger, and it totally smells like pot in here.
  18. First day back at guitar and i learned the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song with tapping and all. Success.
  19. So now my house smells like smoke and shit
  20. My brother over flowed the toilet and pain train lit the carpet in front of the fire place on fire. So know my house smells like smoke a ...