TheDrunkenChud
- Record so far in ping pong: 2-20. I think i need a new game.7:02 AM Jul 8th from txt
- Just beat up on some kiddies at call of duty 4. I am the lodge ownerer.7:02 AM Jul 8th from txt
- Just lost a sea doo seat in the middle of i-696. No one ran it over. Real life frogger, not so fun. But now i'm awake.7:46 AM Jul 3rd from txt
- yeah, i loved this show. jan michael vincent playing the cello an all.1:06 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
- watching airwolf season 1. wondering how people mistake a gloster E 28 as a french mirage and a leer jet as a mig. oh, and a mach 1 copter?1:06 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
- walking into a pitch black house to the sound of "rock a bye baby" makes me think I'm in a horror movie or one of @biggreenyamo 's dreams.3:16 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
- i hate not knowing when the niece is spending the the night. it makes for some awkward moments.3:15 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
- @garvin reviews are win win no matter what. if it goes good, you get to keep your job. if it goes bad, you get to shit in the copier.12:37 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to garvin
- @detroitccw how to safely discharge firearm: point willy nilly whilst talking and gesticulating wildly with finger on the trigger. right?3:08 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck in reply to detroitccw
- RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ: Rt @kevinhart mama so nasty she keeps ice between her legs just to keep the crabs fresh!!!!!12:35 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck
- @THE_REAL_SHAQ is telling mom jokes. why am i having a white men can't jump flashback? flashbaq?12:35 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck in reply to THE_REAL_SHAQ
- @joecwik it was like tree tirty.12:27 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck in reply to joecwik
- RT @feliciaday http://bit.ly/U8l3L just watch it. do it.12:26 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck
- @biggreenyamo in order, bob's, spree, then cop at spree, then some bitch talking shit with three cholos in tow then redford grill.3:57 AM Jun 29th from txt
- @biggreenyamo spr3:53 AM Jun 29th from txt
- @biggreenyamo say that ten times at random points omorrow, and you have my night.3:52 AM Jun 29th from txt
- Also, when trash talks shit, i find outdated rap lyrics make them feel so much angrier faster. So, "i'm so hood" found a new demographic3:50 AM Jun 29th from txt
- Also, if the cops are called to a disturbance and you can act confused and not be on parole, they will let you eat your omelette.3:47 AM Jun 29th from txt
- To recap the night: 5 guys took off their shirts looking to fight. Not a one took a swing. So, shirtless white trash = pussy.3:44 AM Jun 29th from txt
- @biggreenyamo @joecwik why? Sounds superfluous.8:58 PM Jun 26th from txt
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