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TheDouchiestMan

  1. To avoid any excess fees, he buried his grampa in his back yard. 7:16 PM Apr 8th via web
  2. He doesn't always drink, but when he does, he wipes his ass with your biscuit. 8:44 PM Mar 19th via web
  3. He saw a 3 year old running with scissors, but instead of telling him to settle down, he whipped out his i-phone camera. 9:50 PM Mar 18th via web
  4. He hosted a team track race, where the baton was scissors. 11:49 AM Mar 10th via web
  5. When a janitor is cleaning the mens restroom, he poops in the womens restroom, in an occupied stall. 6:40 PM Mar 7th via web
  6. He waltzed up to a clown juggling 3 midgets, blasted one of the midgets with a magnum, and then said, "2 aint jugglin ya damn charlutton." 12:27 PM Mar 6th via web
  7. He pisses in sinks, poops in urinals, and spits on your face. 5:40 PM Mar 5th via web
  8. He robs from the poor and gives to Bill Gates. 5:33 PM Mar 5th via web
  9. He's the reason people have different spring breaks. 3:45 PM Mar 4th via web
  10. He snapped off a frog's hoppers then tossed it into a boiling kettle. 6:25 PM Feb 29th via web
  11. His RSVP is showing up. 3:40 PM Feb 28th via web
  12. Only when his wife was telling him she wanted a divorce, did he tell the two large hookers in his closet that it was OK to come out. 12:16 PM Feb 28th via web
  13. He pulled a lion king, holding his daughter over top of a high cliff. To avoid being a copycat, however, he went ahead and tossed her off. 11:48 AM Feb 28th via web
  14. He doesn't always drink, but when he does, he drops your baby. 8:47 PM Feb 27th via web
  15. One time, he tossed a frog in an erupting volcano. The frog tried to hop out, but instead, landed back on the erupting volcano. 5:01 PM Feb 27th via web
  16. He doesn't always drink, but when he does, girl scouts get eaten by his pitbull. 4:52 PM Feb 27th via web
  17. He likes you just the way you aren't. 5:58 PM Feb 25th via web
  18. He kicked a well-meaning ferret. 5:57 PM Feb 25th via web
  19. He says he has a secret to tell you, but tells you that you have to be blood-brothers first. His secret is he has AIDS. 5:52 PM Feb 25th via web
  • Name TheDouchiestMan
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