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  1. Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/
  2. I love this film: 'Heat' ▶ http://www.theauteurs.com/f...
  3. Amazed at how Apple simply breezed over iPhone cut & paste without describing it at all. Obvious how inessential they consider it...
  4. Boy, I hope nobody hacks "Find My iPhone" to turn it into "Find Your iPhone"... #wwdc
  5. A two-tier pricing scheme from Apple for Snow Leopard? Is this unprecedented? #wwdc
  6. Street Sweeper social club just played a wicked cover of M.I.A.'s Paper Planes.
  7. When in doubt, rotate -2°
  8. I wish the press would stop writing "swing vote" when they mean "deciding vote."
  9. Struggling to suppress my gag reflex while tweaking another designer's comp that freely intermingles Arial, Verdana, *and* Lucida Grande.
  10. What would Ozymandias do in the face of the swine flu? Invest in Purell. #wwod
  11. The trick to getting me to read your email immediately: put "summer hours" in the subject line.
  12. Air Force One low-altitude flyby over lower Manhattan? I'm sure no one will panic. #stupididea http://tinyurl.com/de3p7d
  13. Name that lyric: "I can't explain how I lost a thousand dollars on the street again"
  14. Pro tip: To relieve workplace stress, take off your shoes. Works for me.
  15. Time Machine errors are just no help at all, are they?
  16. Name that lyric: "If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower"
  17. Name that lyric: "You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops"
  18. Peter Wagner, Davidson College Director of Alumni Relations, spams that Stephen Curry is dropping out of school. Who? Why should I care?
  19. In defense of Twitter http://tinyurl.com/d62jxr via @kottkedotorg
  20. They make cat food for multiple cats, fat cats, OR indoor cats. What if you have multiple fat AND indoor cats?