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TheDonnaKirby

  1. I'm finding that oftentimes on Craigslist "vintage" translates to "shitty." 6:56 PM May 31st via web
  2. Any truth to the rumor about North Carolina's new state motto?: "Two Rons Don't Make It Right" 5:41 PM May 10th via web
  3. I'd donate my brain to science, but all they'd find would be hours of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" marathons. 6:45 AM May 5th via web
  4. Happy Birthday, Icky Pop! <-- not a typo. 8:19 AM Apr 21st via web
  5. Never Been Quiched #Breakfastfilms 5:45 AM Mar 4th via web
  6. If I had superhero-like math skills, I'd demand to be referred to as The Denominator. 5:41 AM Mar 4th via web
  7. Another Saturday, another marathon ... that I'm not running in. Thank God. Who does that?!! 9:52 AM Feb 25th via web
  8. @JokeDiva Loved that there was more Donna in this week's eppy! WOO HOO! 9:47 AM Feb 25th via web in reply to unfoRETTAble
  9. The Beetles #ediblehistoricalfigures 9:42 AM Feb 25th via web
  10. Picking out my Oscar outfit for tomorrow night ... think I'm going to go Faded Glory with a nice pair of Isotoners. #oscars 9:37 AM Feb 25th via web
  11. My relationship with sweet & sour pork is bittersweet. 7:46 AM Feb 25th via web
  12. Look, I'm no icon of morality, but putting your kid in a wheelchair just to try to get more Mardi Gras beads?! Why didn't I think of that?! 2:30 PM Feb 18th via web
  13. @kmcooley Thank you for sharing that. The respect I already had for Alicia has now been exponentially amplified. :-) #respect 10:46 AM Feb 18th via web in reply to kmcooley
  14. Does anyone know when on this show "The NFL Honors" they do the category, "Best Player Traded Away By the San Diego Chargers?" 7:52 PM Feb 4th via web
  15. Mitch McConnell looks like the byproduct of Ted Koppel-Bill Gates stem cell project gone wrong. #sotu 6:57 PM Jan 24th via web
  16. There's no getting around it - Newt Gingrich is the biological father of Bam Bam Rubble. Betty, you whore. 5:03 PM Jan 24th via web
  17. There are a lot of negatives to being a photographer. 5:41 PM Jan 23rd via web
  18. Tebowing. Naked. On my riding mower. Checkmate, Alabama. 3:04 PM Jan 14th via web
  19. I FINALLY found the secret to conquering procrastin 4:06 AM Jan 13th via web