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BIG NEWS: Months ago, I vowed that when I finally got a real full-time job, I would adopt a manatee. My manatee's name is Floyd.

Eating sub-par Chinese food. How do you screw up fortune cookies?
Seriously? No. I say no, folks. http://www.flickr.com/photo...
In honor of how much we all hate my sister: http://tinyurl.com/5mqk6p
Dribb's recap: "lots of covers. lots of medleys. lots of old people. lots of dry humo[u]r. no wuthering heights but all in all, good times"
My little sister is in England, and gets to go see the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain live tonight. Who else hates her now?
Ok, one more: "The AIC (American Institute for the Internet to exist."
I could do this all night. And probably will. But out of consideration for those who get these as text messages, I'll keep it to myself.
"I have my grandmother's descendants to see what Elaine Stritch did with the ones in their late 20s were really proactive about schmoozing"
"a machine blind hem could work (I'd practice a bit on some scraps to make your name as the world's foremost wooden ship conservator."
"On further searching, just found the Dr. Scholl's to be where he is, there is a huuuuuuge uke scene in Japan,"
"basically just a lodge-y kind of obvious, but getting different perspectives early is always helpful, so he doesn't go away in 3 months"
"I ended up being my best friends were the ones on my back, and it smells like 17 cats in there"
"I live in a non-ugly way. I'd be afraid of a food package."
I ended up being my best friends were the ones on my face (they didn't look that scary, but the folks are very popular and can be worn again
Enjoying MarkovFilter comments based on my Metafilter posts. http://tinyurl.com/6h92sz My next several twitters will be excerpts from same.
Sighted: a young man wearing a leather jacket and fashion jodhpurs. Ah, New York.
This afternoon I have to do my least favorite thing in the world, again.
@Molly23 Ha, your million dollar idea is better than @jonathancoulton's
Three of those times on fancy-schmancy expensive paper!