TheDoifter
BIG NEWS: Months ago, I vowed that when I finally got a real full-time job, I would adopt a manatee. My manatee's name is Floyd.
| Eating sub-par Chinese food. How do you screw up fortune cookies? |
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| Seriously? No. I say no, folks. http://www.flickr.com/photo... |
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| In honor of how much we all hate my sister: http://tinyurl.com/5mqk6p |
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| Dribb's recap: "lots of covers. lots of medleys. lots of old people. lots of dry humo[u]r. no wuthering heights but all in all, good times" |
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| My little sister is in England, and gets to go see the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain live tonight. Who else hates her now? |
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| Ok, one more: "The AIC (American Institute for the Internet to exist." |
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| I could do this all night. And probably will. But out of consideration for those who get these as text messages, I'll keep it to myself. |
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| "I have my grandmother's descendants to see what Elaine Stritch did with the ones in their late 20s were really proactive about schmoozing" |
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| "a machine blind hem could work (I'd practice a bit on some scraps to make your name as the world's foremost wooden ship conservator." |
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| "On further searching, just found the Dr. Scholl's to be where he is, there is a huuuuuuge uke scene in Japan," |
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| "basically just a lodge-y kind of obvious, but getting different perspectives early is always helpful, so he doesn't go away in 3 months" |
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| "I ended up being my best friends were the ones on my back, and it smells like 17 cats in there" |
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| "I live in a non-ugly way. I'd be afraid of a food package." |
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| I ended up being my best friends were the ones on my face (they didn't look that scary, but the folks are very popular and can be worn again |
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| Enjoying MarkovFilter comments based on my Metafilter posts. http://tinyurl.com/6h92sz My next several twitters will be excerpts from same. |
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| Sighted: a young man wearing a leather jacket and fashion jodhpurs. Ah, New York. |
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| This afternoon I have to do my least favorite thing in the world, again. |
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| @Molly23 Ha, your million dollar idea is better than @jonathancoulton's |
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| Three of those times on fancy-schmancy expensive paper! |
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