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TheDersh

  1. See, Mandy Patinkin IS a demographic threat! #aliennation RT @benabyad Alienation leading to Russian exodus from Israel bit.ly/KvoGtu 12:47 PM May 31st via web
  2. Awkward. MT @ThisIsGaZa: #Germany vs #israel 1-0 12:38 PM May 31st via web
  3. Julianna Margulies is Israel's greatest existential threat. MT @equalitybfast: Episode of #TheGoodWife swipes at Dersh's torture apologetics 12:26 PM May 31st via web in reply to equalitybfast
  4. If bulldozers & razed buildings is evidence of "sanitizing" nuclear weapons work, then Palestine must be full of nukes! worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/… 12:22 PM May 31st via web
  5. Mission Accomplished. #undershminingdiplomacy RT @rezamarashi: Perkovich: congressional resolutions are not helpful. They hurt the process. 4:23 PM May 24th via web
  6. I support the legality of Stand Your Ground laws, except when it means Palestinians or Africans standing their ground. #cuzimracist 4:20 PM May 24th via web
  7. Shit, is AIPAC being defunded next year? MT @PJCrowley: [Due to political realities] a breakthrough [w/ Iran] may have to wait until 2013. 4:19 PM May 24th via web
  8. INSIDE SCOOP: We in the Crazy Zionist Pro-Apartheid Camp have taken to calling yesterday's racist violence in Tel Aviv "Bill Kristol Nacht." 4:17 PM May 24th via web
  9. I'm thrilled to learn that there are other paid shills for #MEK lying on Twitter about their cult's "democratic" nature & support in Iran! 1:30 PM May 21st via web
  10. I just found out @AJStream once again didn't invite me on their program to defend my favorite terrorist cult. Damn you, @ImranGarda! #MEK 1:23 PM May 21st via web
  11. I really hope @bungdan is aware that printing facts on food labels is inherently anti-Semitic. twitter.com/#!/bungdan/sta… 10:50 AM May 21st via web
  12. Since new talks start Wednesday, I can't wait for tmrrw's SHOCKING NEWS abt some totally fabricated Iranian plot to do something irrational. 9:48 AM May 21st via web
  13. If Donna Summer had lived under Israeli occupation her entire life instead of making bad music, she wldnt have trended globally today. #whew 4:42 PM May 17th via web
  14. Why do you deny USA's right to exist as a White & Democratic State? MT @miafarrow Good: @latimes US minority births outnumber white births 1:00 PM May 17th via web
  15. Soundly, and on a pile of money. #trustme RT @remroum: i don't know how these people sleep at night =) RT @benabyad: #IslamoMaoist alliance 10:52 PM May 16th via web
  16. Wasn't that The Mufti's battle cry? RT @JessicaMontell: @kampeas Another winner: my son just said: I'll show you from where the fish pees. 10:55 AM May 16th via web in reply to JessicaMontell
  17. My headshot may be silly, but at least you don't take one look & immediately think: "Destitute Magician." Sorry Danny. thinkprogress.org/daniel-pipes-f… 8:48 PM May 15th via web
  18. I've never really bothered learning factual information about 1947-49, so I'm just gonna assume "Nakba" is a kind of melon. #bantuloupe 8:37 PM May 15th via web
  19. With hair like mine, it's no wonder I'm always the keynote speaker at the American Israel Pubic Affairs Committee conference each year. 8:35 PM May 15th via web
  20. @AlShamataan Thanks Abdulla. FYI, if you want me to say something nice about you, you'll have to match or beat my MEK rate: $1,000/minute. 8:04 PM May 15th via web in reply to AlShamataan
  • Name Alan Dershowitz
  • Location Cambridge, MA
  • Bio I am not the real Alan Dershowitz. But I'm just as offensive. Watch out, I might plagiarize something you make up. I'm like that.
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