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TheDelicateFlwr

  1. Gosh, I just can't decide... necrophilia or beastiality?
  2. @JanicaU jaw drop. blink. blink.
  3. I am just too delicate for some of these avatars. *shiver*
  4. Is Boone's Farm one of the Farmville options? Cause that would explain a lot.
  5. NEXT!
  6. @NotHot If I boil, if I fricassee, at least I know that he'll bequeath...
  7. @NotHot HE DECIDED LONG AGO, NEVER TO SLEEP IN ANYONE'S IGLOO...
  8. To make it breezier, let your daughter's oscillating fan remind us how IT'S HER DAMN THERMOSTAT.
  9. Show them all the dorky you possess inside, give them a sense of fried.
  10. I believe that Snuggies are our future, wear them well & let them heat the way.
  11. @heidigerhardt TY! I am always in HEB, will look for 1. It's either that or spend a week in my bikini ... way too pasty for that. #80degrees
  12. Crap. My dad will be here in three hours and none of my blankets have sleeves. FAIL
  13. @RobMader petits baisers de fleur
  14. New postage meter company "defiantly wants to send" me a quote. I can respect that.
  15. @RexHuppke Alright, but if you go after houndstooth we're gonna come to blows.
  16. http://twitpic.com/qrsev - That's what they said!
  17. My boss just explained to me how to turn monthly data into quarterly data. Up next, a bonfire of my college degrees. PLURAL.
  18. Team turducken.
  19. Riboflavin, y'all. http://www.dilbert.com/stri...
  20. WTF is rhubarb anyway? It's like making a pie out of celery.