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  1. Gosh, I just can't decide... necrophilia or beastiality? about 14 hours ago from web
  2. @JanicaU jaw drop. blink. blink. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to JanicaU
  3. I am just too delicate for some of these avatars. *shiver* about 14 hours ago from web
  4. Is Boone's Farm one of the Farmville options? Cause that would explain a lot. about 14 hours ago from web
  5. NEXT! about 14 hours ago from web
  6. @NotHot If I boil, if I fricassee, at least I know that he'll bequeath... about 15 hours ago from web in reply to NotHot
  7. @NotHot HE DECIDED LONG AGO, NEVER TO SLEEP IN ANYONE'S IGLOO... about 15 hours ago from web in reply to NotHot
  8. To make it breezier, let your daughter's oscillating fan remind us how IT'S HER DAMN THERMOSTAT. about 15 hours ago from web
  9. Show them all the dorky you possess inside, give them a sense of fried. about 15 hours ago from web
  10. I believe that Snuggies are our future, wear them well & let them heat the way. about 15 hours ago from web
  11. @heidigerhardt TY! I am always in HEB, will look for 1. It's either that or spend a week in my bikini ... way too pasty for that. #80degrees about 15 hours ago from web in reply to heidigerhardt
  12. Crap. My dad will be here in three hours and none of my blankets have sleeves. FAIL about 16 hours ago from web
  13. @RobMader petits baisers de fleur about 16 hours ago from web in reply to RobMader
  14. New postage meter company "defiantly wants to send" me a quote. I can respect that. about 16 hours ago from web
  15. @RexHuppke Alright, but if you go after houndstooth we're gonna come to blows. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to RexHuppke
  16. http://twitpic.com/qrsev - That's what they said! about 18 hours ago from TwitPic
  17. My boss just explained to me how to turn monthly data into quarterly data. Up next, a bonfire of my college degrees. PLURAL. about 18 hours ago from web
  18. Team turducken. about 18 hours ago from web
  19. Riboflavin, y'all. http://www.dilbert.com/stri... about 19 hours ago from web
  20. WTF is rhubarb anyway? It's like making a pie out of celery. about 20 hours ago from web