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  1. Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question.
  2. Is it better to be the cause of a war or the excuse for it?
  3. @stephenFerosh Asked and answered... lol.
  4. I'm thankful for the wonders of the universe. Also the mundane things.
  5. @tigerlilybelle I'd go see that! Surely beer pong will follow.
  6. It is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done.
  7. @dirty_snowflake Took neighbor's dog to bank. It went haring off after a jogger and her dog. Had to catch him quick. Much screaming!
  8. @enterbelladonna Those things are addictive. I can go through a whole box of 'em!
  9. I'm telling ya, running in cowboy boots is tough on the knees and shins. I don't recommend.
  10. Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
  11. There are some dogs which remind you that, despite thousands of years of manmade evolution, is still only two meals away from being a wolf.
  12. You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's better to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.
  13. You cannot buy the Revolution. You cannot make the Revolution. You can only be the Revolution. It is in your spirit or, it is nowhere.
  14. We are the sum of our weak moments and our strong.
  15. Fuck Yeah!! RT: @danadearmond DETHKLOK!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of all organized human life.
  17. Beauty exists merely in the mind which contemplates it; and each mind perceives a different beauty.
  18. RT @mik_moo: downloading both seasons of G vs. E - cuz my son will be subjected to as much awesome as i can find via torrent
  19. One forges one's style on the terrible anvil of daily deadlines.
  20. I do! I do! RT @danadearmond: who wants to make out?