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Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?9:05 PM May 16thvia TweetDeck
Thanks everyone for all the comments, RT's and laughs!! You're the best!!!9:04 PM May 16thvia TweetDeck
You know you’re getting old when you can’t tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm!8:52 PM May 16thvia TweetDeck
Do you know why it’s called sex? Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!8:52 PM May 16thvia TweetDeck
What is the difference between a cheap hooker and an elephant? One rolls on it’s back for peanuts and the other one lives in a zoo.8:51 PM May 16thvia TweetDeck