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Todays dirty IT word is penetrate 11:15 AM Nov 19th from txt
Maybe a pound of bacon, 4 eggs, and an onion isnt a healthy dinner. Maybe 5:54 PM Nov 12th from txt
The words gourmet and clown should never coexist. Ever. 8:53 PM Nov 2nd from txt
Global climate change is just another excuse to accesorize your wardrobe isnt it? Her response ~ No, well a little 10:37 AM Oct 27th from txt
At my brothers bike race. Wee 6:31 AM Oct 25th from txt
Superfreakonomics is as good as the original 4:28 PM Oct 22nd from txt
For 3 dollars more i can get a shot with that. A Win in Denver 4:07 PM Oct 22nd from txt
Blast #2. The only bathrooms at the airport seem to be by the exit and the mens are filthy. Body hair does not belong in the sink. 12:51 PM Oct 22nd from txt
Blasted #1. No headphones for Dirty Harry movie manarchy in the airport. 12:47 PM Oct 22nd from txt
Mint apple jelly and pepper apple jelly for the win 1:11 PM Oct 6th from txt
If star trek taught me anything its that you cant fight a battle without opening your blouse 8:40 PM Sep 30th from txt
Trek gasm 7:49 PM Sep 30th from txt
Watching Lars and the Real Girl. 6:06 PM Sep 30th from txt
Just saw a shorter Vincent Price. 9:34 AM Sep 28th from txt
Dont bring a tazer to a butterknife fight 12:36 PM Sep 24th from txt
@Craftymayhem What!? 3:39 PM Sep 21st from txt
Real news headline 'Insane killer escapes on field trip to county fair'. Why dont i get to go on field trips? 10:11 AM Sep 18th from txt
I think im frozen in carbonite 2:41 PM Sep 17th from txt
@Bunraku Its bad or 'innovative' 3:00 PM Sep 16th from txt
@Orangewater24 my momma told me not to hit girls. How long are u here 4 9:06 AM Sep 15th from txt