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TheDaneDaniel

  1. Holy shiiiit I havent been on here in a long minute 4:04 PM Mar 12th via web
  2. I checked in at Redmond's Bar and Grill (7979 Leary Way NE) on #Yelp bit.ly/A23QfY 12:51 AM Jan 19th via Yelp
  3. 60-Minute Swedish Massage or 60-Minute Couples Massage at Alleviation Massage in Bellevue #pd - groupon.com/deals/alleviat… - Bam!!! GONNA <3 IT! 9:08 AM Jan 12th via Tweet Button
  4. @sweetsanj25 miss talking to you 2... haven't been on the bird lately 10:44 AM Sep 22nd, 2011 via web in reply to sweetsanj25
  5. @sweetsanj25 yes, Sanj... @TheDoc318 is a friend of mine. Almost as ridiculous as I am 10:44 AM Sep 22nd, 2011 via web in reply to sweetsanj25
  6. I checked in at Brave Horse Tavern (310 Terry Ave N) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/eAOSBz 9:53 PM Jun 28th, 2011 via Yelp
  7. Was trying to take care of years of unpaid hospital bills from drunken escapades, but then Tosh.0 came on and so I poured a Jameson.. cheers 6:21 PM Jun 28th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android
  8. Triple Shot, Iced, Hazelnut Americano... PLEASE BRING PROMPTLY TO MY OFFICE 10:30 AM Apr 21st, 2011 via web
  9. #seriousquestion if a dude's messing around w/ a chick and she starts givin an enthusiastic finger BJ, is it inappropriate to expose wang? 4:52 PM Apr 16th, 2011 via web
  10. When people say they like surprises, does that include rape?? Isn't rape a surprise?! #justsayin 11:21 AM Apr 15th, 2011 via web
  11. Ready for the weekend... only 5 more hours and 45 minutes, minus however long I take my lunch break for 11:14 AM Apr 15th, 2011 via web
  12. My life is about to turn into an HBO Real Life Sex episode... Just purchased my ticket to Vegas Havasu for Memorial Day #AhhYeah! 3:54 PM Apr 13th, 2011 via web
  13. @snorris32 the baseball player, got it! I'm sports illiterate 9:14 AM Apr 13th, 2011 via web in reply to snorris32
  14. @snorris32 What's Pinieda 9:11 AM Apr 13th, 2011 via web in reply to snorris32
  15. the Barista had nice buns... in case you were held in suspense and needed an update 12:20 PM Apr 12th, 2011 via web
  16. time to go get coffee and see if there's a hot Barista to seduce #PimpinAintEZ 11:31 AM Apr 12th, 2011 via web
  17. need a break from booooooze... starting now until Havasu, Memorial Day weekend!! Laaaadieeeez!! 10:35 AM Apr 12th, 2011 via web
  18. @snorris32 were u at the game? 10:19 AM Apr 12th, 2011 via TweetCaster in reply to snorris32
  19. Mimosas are delicious at any hour of the day #RealFuckinTalk 7:40 PM Apr 9th, 2011 via TweetCaster
  20. @edrid that's cause I only make the occasional hilarious observation or blurb 7:33 PM Apr 9th, 2011 via TweetCaster in reply to edrid