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TheDaneDaniel

  1. Holy shiiiit I havent been on here in a long minute
  2. I checked in at Redmond's Bar and Grill (7979 Leary Way NE) on #Yelp bit.ly/A23QfY
  3. 60-Minute Swedish Massage or 60-Minute Couples Massage at Alleviation Massage in Bellevue #pd - groupon.com/deals/alleviat… - Bam!!! GONNA <3 IT!
  4. @sweetsanj25 miss talking to you 2... haven't been on the bird lately
  5. @sweetsanj25 yes, Sanj... @TheDoc318 is a friend of mine. Almost as ridiculous as I am
  6. I checked in at Brave Horse Tavern (310 Terry Ave N) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/eAOSBz
  7. Was trying to take care of years of unpaid hospital bills from drunken escapades, but then Tosh.0 came on and so I poured a Jameson.. cheers
  8. Triple Shot, Iced, Hazelnut Americano... PLEASE BRING PROMPTLY TO MY OFFICE
  9. #seriousquestion if a dude's messing around w/ a chick and she starts givin an enthusiastic finger BJ, is it inappropriate to expose wang?
  10. When people say they like surprises, does that include rape?? Isn't rape a surprise?! #justsayin
  11. Ready for the weekend... only 5 more hours and 45 minutes, minus however long I take my lunch break for
  12. My life is about to turn into an HBO Real Life Sex episode... Just purchased my ticket to Vegas Havasu for Memorial Day #AhhYeah!
  13. @snorris32 the baseball player, got it! I'm sports illiterate
  14. @snorris32 What's Pinieda
  15. the Barista had nice buns... in case you were held in suspense and needed an update
  16. time to go get coffee and see if there's a hot Barista to seduce #PimpinAintEZ
  17. need a break from booooooze... starting now until Havasu, Memorial Day weekend!! Laaaadieeeez!!
  18. @snorris32 were u at the game?
  19. Mimosas are delicious at any hour of the day #RealFuckinTalk
  20. @edrid that's cause I only make the occasional hilarious observation or blurb