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Rid schools of pale face names for sports teams like Braves and Indians. Let's go for a REAL Indian clan: "The Fighting Patels"
8:50 PM May 25th
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Jersey town to consider ban on walking and chewing gum at the same time.
9:03 AM May 16th
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Facebook Info change: attended Florida School for the Blind, work at Nevada Bordello. Don't shoot me, I'm just the piano player.
3:40 PM Apr 28th
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He: I'm thinking of doing like J-Lo's Beau and tatooing your initials on my balls. She: No need, I already own them.
3:37 AM Mar 29th
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Why do they always sit in a circle? rt @: International pedophile ring busted.
12:13 PM Mar 10th
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46th advertiser leaves . Hubba Hubba Women's Clothiers in Sioux City "We respect women" says owner Manny.
5:43 AM Mar 9th
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Massive Solar Storm headed straight for earth. Predicted to cause wides*73u&^.........
6:43 PM Mar 7th
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Limbaugh learns life lesson: Sluts have feelings, too. I can say this because I have no sponsors.
5:44 PM Mar 4th
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You can listen to Lowndes SO live feed at tune in dot com. Here is the link: requires free registration
10:19 AM Mar 3rd
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Should the IT Dept find they can run DOS programs on Windows 8 tablets, they will go into paroxysms of joy and swallow their tongues.
4:32 PM Mar 1st
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Why do you think your ex-husband started dating younger women?
8:43 PM Feb 29th
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John Mayer hit on Adele and she was flattered until she found out that the only person Mayer has yet to hit on is Margaret Thatcher.
2:22 PM Feb 23rd
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Adele was born on May 5th or, as they call it at her house, Cinco de Mayonnaise.
12:16 PM Feb 23rd
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Understand that most guys still think that Adele is hot and would totally nail her right after they made her blow ... her nose.
10:14 AM Feb 23rd
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Adele wanted to do a Spice Girls cover on the last album, but her producer distracted her with a box of Cocoa Krispies.
8:14 AM Feb 23rd
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When Adele got her diagnosis of throat damage from the doctor her first question was, "Doctor, will I be able to eat again?"
6:13 AM Feb 23rd
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If you are plus sized and easily offended, you may wish to turn your head for the next couple of tweets.
6:13 AM Feb 23rd
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I just told the Jehovah's Witness at the door that he was interrupting Whitney Houston's funeral.
8:57 AM Feb 18th
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Iranian Opposition plans silent march. Wait, now they want everyone to blow whistles instead. Let's compromise: everyone blow Dog Whistles.
6:42 AM Feb 13th
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