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  1. Pretty sure that T.K. Carter from Punky Brewster just flipped me the bird for taking his parking spot - I'm telling Henry #roadrage
  2. @danharmon - I am no stats guru but I think she meant that 49 out of 50 people think she has a cottage cheese ass & gross boobs
  3. RT @SarahKSilverman: I keep confusing 9-11 and 7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope.
  4. @mandystadt - what about someone I wish was dead?
  5. Adam Lambert's performance was Madonna doing a NIN cover with the talent of Britney Rears #mm
  6. @theleaguefx-I'll try that-as an homage to ur Twitter fans, could u give one of the characters the nickname Tickle Tits in a future show?
  7. @danharmon - touché or more appropriately douché
  8. Top searches to find THE DBJ this weekend: balloon knot, lorenzo lamas cabaret, monday morning, big scrotum, corky thatcher #fail
  9. Just kicked out of my bedroom for humming 10000 fireflies #lowtcells
  10. @edwardboches - A birdie told me you were the part of the #madmen behind Spuds Mckenzie - http://bit.ly/7bDuDD
  11. @danharmon - I liked you better when you only had 1k followers - Twitter & Ms. Fat Snatch have changed you - do a webinar on that
  12. @theleaguefx - I finally watched the show and wanted to see if you had any suggestions for washing piss stains out of my undies #theleague
  13. I just ate a Little Debbie Star Crunch for 1st time in 10+ years and my mind almost exploded #foodie
  14. How Mad Men Sold Spuds McKenzie to Budweiser - http://bit.ly/7bDuDD #madmen
  15. Are you high? RT @Eric_Haywood #ModernFamily just keeps getting better and better.
  16. @thesurfreport - can we talk about #modernfamily? It was almost tough to watch and the cameos seemed so forced - right?
  17. Dear cast of Twilight, everything in your life is dramatic - we get it - please go back into hiding
  18. The DBJ is currently taking nominations for upcoming list of "Top 10 Douches of 2009" - please use tag #thedbj - tks
  19. MNF Buffalo Wing Farts are the worst #theresway2many
  20. Dear Oprah, please apologize for what you did today. Having Satan on your show was not very "You Go Girl" of you - tks