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TheCrosmonaut

Those RIM jobs are taking a licking. @JWwithNoPantsOn @Food_Jedi @heybinder @Ali_A_Salam @backwardsfit @greyvdm @phillhood 1:27 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
YorkUAlumni Comedian & @YorkUFineArts alum @TheCrosmonaut (BA '05) gives great talk @TEDxYorkU on advice he'd give his younger self bit.ly/JrMZEu 8:54 AM May 29th via Seesmic Retweeted by TheCrosmonaut and 3 others
By Monday, the Quebec protestors, having all been arrested, will awake to discover the jail is a university and they are being lectured at. 4:53 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
"518 arrested in nightly Montreal student protest." I assume each officer preceded the arrest by saying 'That'll teach ya!" 6:54 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
"SpaceX capsule gets into position near space station" Every headline on this story is hilarious. 6:51 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
I got your SpaceX rocket right here... #spacesex 8:03 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
Established #DC comics character will come out as gay. I assume it's the character constantly telling people that he's 'super'. 10:44 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
The sun is participating in #May24. It's planning to black out by Sunday night. #eclipse 8:25 AM May 18th via TweetDeck
A.A. Milne's English farm is for sale. Milne was inspired by his home's surroundings like its #bear infestation and troubling septic system. 2:30 PM May 16th via TweetDeck
Correction. #Greece invented democacy, that's why they love practicing it so much. 6:35 AM May 16th via TweetDeck
@smistephen @hellobuglers I promise you, I am stealing all of their jokes. 1:37 PM May 14th via TweetDeck in reply to smistephen
#Greece invented democracy, they can un-invent it. bit.ly/JBJptW 11:04 AM May 14th via TweetDeck
mthrty Will Greece be the next Atlantis? Get informed @ BriNews tinyurl.com/d5oj38e 8:55 AM May 14th via web Retweeted by TheCrosmonaut and 1 other
I made the one #mistake you're never supposed to make. A guy called and said, 'Hi, are you the one looking for a magician?" And I said no. 7:38 AM May 14th via TweetDeck
@smistephen I support that interpretation. 12:55 PM May 11th via TweetDeck in reply to smistephen
#CBC fall season reflects reduced budget: Arctic Car 12:06 PM May 11th via TweetDeck
#CBC fall season reflects reduced budget: Murdoch Certainties 12:05 PM May 11th via TweetDeck
MPs study mask ban for rioters. What if the mask is a mask of my face? And it has my name and phone number on it? #canada 9:35 AM May 11th via TweetDeck
"No charges in #Surrey bus stabbing death." The buses are rebelling! 8:54 AM May 11th via TweetDeck
Mother gives birth in a Windsor Tim Hortons: Baby's first drive-thru. #canada 9:24 AM May 8th via TweetDeck