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TheCrandyman

I want a paper weight that looks like a piece of paper. 1:32 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
Congrats Johan! #mets 6:49 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
DeathStarPR It's a beautiful day to Force choke a few idiots. 3:04 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by TheCrandyman and 845 others
LARPing as characters from Kids Incorporated. 12:17 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Asking a celeb for a retweet is like asking a nun for a handjob-- useless and crass. Unless you get one. Then it is totally awesome. 12:09 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Watching "Super" on Showtime, starring the great @rainnwilson 9:22 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
I wonder if cavemen laughed at farts? 6:38 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
I hate when a Mika song comes on the radio and I have to pretend to not know the lyrics. 6:30 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
Kurt_Vonnegut I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, "If this isn't nice, I don't know what is." 3:00 PM May 8th via Tweetador Retweeted by TheCrandyman and 1614 others
ChronicHoosier Cartoon: Calipari's trophy case ow.ly/aLFMH #IUBB 5:09 AM May 8th via HootSuite Retweeted by TheCrandyman and 110 others
@ArmandoSalguero Whos the Bosh 8:45 AM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ArmandoSalguero
Kurt_Vonnegut Make love when you can. It's good for you. 8:00 AM Apr 30th via Tweetador Retweeted by TheCrandyman and 1589 others
#whitesox announcers are beyond terrible. 12:52 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone
DeathStarPR Don't have kids. Sure, they're cute at first but they end up as teenagers who never listen to you/blow up your Death Star. 7:19 PM Apr 27th via web Retweeted by TheCrandyman and 491 others
ArmandoSalguero The Dolphins draft TE Michael Egnew from Mizzou. 7:02 PM Apr 27th via TweetDeck Retweeted by TheCrandyman and 9 others
#askremy Rollie Fingers excluded, who has/had the best mustache in the game? Does Don shave or does he have an assistant do it? #elmira 6:04 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
He is already better than Columbo. RT “@ArmandoSalguero: The dolphins are picking Jonathan Martin OT.” 5:05 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@ArmandoSalguero Alshon Jeffery a potential WR pick in the 2nd? Phins had any contact/meetings with him? 5:12 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ArmandoSalguero
Kurt_Vonnegut This is my principal objection to life, I think: It is too easy, when alive, to make perfectly horrible mistakes. 8:00 AM Apr 24th via Tweetador Retweeted by TheCrandyman and 400 others