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TheCousinSal

  1. 2 q's: When did throwing a kids bday party cost more than a bad month in Vegas? + Does anyone know where I can get a bounce house timeshare?
  2. The last time an NBA favorite lost was May 19th. 13 out of the last 15 favs have covered. Just to be safe bet both Mia + Bos today.
  3. My no hitter article on @grantland33 from 5 weeks ago on how we Mets fans can change our luck grantland.com/blog/the-trian…
  4. NOHAN!! RT @XRichard23 My buddy + I saw the ticker + the rest of the bar thought we won the lotto-except we were screaming "Cousin Sal"!
  5. It always works! RT@igskillz @thecousinsal I followed your advice + started talking about the no no in the 3rd. I'm giving U all the credit!
  6. (cont) you can not put a price on the moment Johan just gave me and my son on his 7th bday #$wellspent
  7. I don't care if from here on in he gives up a 500 ft. HR to every batter he faces while wearing a Mets uniform ....
  8. Johan gets a standing o after taking a called third strike. 3 outs to go. I still put our odds at 25/1.
  9. This is just how I always imagined viewing the Mets first no hitter ... at an effing Round Table Pizza watching mlbtv on my effing Iphone.
  10. Yes - you sure do. RT @samplethis32 @TheCousinSal If U have the chance to lay -190 against a team that hasn't lost in 3 months U gotta do it
  11. OKC $line - let's do it! RT: @sportsguy33 Spurs are riding a 20-game win streak (10-0 in playoffs) and they're 4-point underdogs tonight.
  12. Just get an iPhone already.
  13. I'm setting the over/under as to what year the Heat losing in the NBA finals stops being funny at 2037.5.
  14. OKC was the only NBA underdog to cover this week thanks to Harden's 3 at the buzzer. Congrats Thunder!
  15. Congrats Celtics fans. Now all you have to do is pray that entire 7 game series with Philly was blacked out in Miami.
  16. Not having @R_Roddy_Piper at the top of your list of best mic men is like not having plaid at the top of your list for best kilt patterns.
  17. Domination. Bute may now have the worst teeth in England. RT:@sportsguy33 Froch wins by brutal TKO in the 5th. Totally overpowered Bute.
  18. My son is a lunatic Mets fan. grantland.com/blog/the-trian…
  19. NBA favorites are 5-0 against the spread this week. None of them even close. Beware Celtic fans.