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TheCortez

  1. RT @Mercutio3: I hadn't realized how much I'd missed #TequilaConfessions. Even if @TheCortez can't take a shot anymore. Lol. // #2beerqueer about 9 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS from Arlington, VA  
  2. I always feel liberated after a shower. I wish I could spend the rest of my day naked. about 9 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS
  3. @MavisGary :) 9:17 AM Jun 3rd via TweetCaster for iOS from Washington, DC   in reply to MavisGary
  4. Cuddling is one of my favorite past times. Especially when I have a well suited partner. #LittleSpoon 7:56 AM Jun 3rd via TweetCaster for iOS
  5. @lewsnews I am down but I have to be in at 2:30 if that's cool. 2:21 PM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for iOS from Arlington, VA   in reply to lewsnews
  6. It makes me sad to see young people asking for raw unprotected sex on dating sites. Are they trying to get a Home In Virginia? 1:47 PM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for iOS
  7. Shit, shower, shave, misbehave! Heyyyy! *giggles* 1:25 PM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for iOS from Arlington, VA  
  8. I am on my Millie Jackson. I have a fetish for men with wedding rings. 9:57 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for iOS
  9. Well hello there sexy scruffy elevator mechanic. 6:52 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for iOS
  10. @_FlirtWith_M3 your welcome toots. 9:33 PM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for iOS from Arlington, VA   in reply to _FlirtWith_M3
  11. I just realized that I hit on this guy not realizing I know his partner and I had come over for dinner a while back. Now I feel rude. Lol 9:24 PM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for iOS
  12. Who says a nympho can't be a hopeless romantic? 2:07 PM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for iOS from Arlington, VA  
  13. @Chipperific what about impulse shopping? I feel like I absolutely need some sock suspenders from EBay. 6:50 PM May 31st via TweetCaster for iOS from Arlington, VA   in reply to Chipperific
  14. @E_the_CameraMan I wasn't referring to sin in the biblical sense. I am sure I would have failed within my first hour of the day. Lol 4:48 PM May 31st via TweetCaster for iOS from Arlington, VA   in reply to E_the_CameraMan
  15. I am only allowed 3 sins per day. Today I choose gluttony and gossip. Which one should I choose last? 4:36 PM May 31st via TweetCaster for iOS from Arlington, VA  
  16. If You Are HIV Negative; Would You Have Sex with an HIV Positive Man? discreetcity.com/1/post/2012/05… 11:31 AM May 31st via Tweet Button
  17. Burlesque Bath House rule 72: Sex toys are not to be rinsed off over dishes in the sink. Such behavior will result in diciplinary action. 10:43 AM May 31st via TweetCaster for iOS from Arlington, VA  
  18. @DCbigpappa I forgot to include you on my last tweet. 6:11 AM May 27th via TweetCaster for iOS from Washington, DC   in reply to DCbigpappa
  19. I don't have any assless singlets. :*( 5:59 AM May 27th via TweetCaster for iOS from Washington, DC