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TheCornCodester

@T__Hill who??? Where??? about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android from Alexandria, AL in reply to T__Hill
Riding through the drive thru in a Humvee about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android from Alexandria, AL
Headed to work, in the rain. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@StefStandsOut hahahaha sorry! :-P about 23 hours ago via Twitter for Android from Saks, AL in reply to StefStandsOut
@StefStandsOut is tricking people in her avi or twitcon or whatever it's called. We all know you are #TeamDarkSkin #MsEvans #DamnDamnDamn about 24 hours ago via Twitter for Android from Saks, AL in reply to StefStandsOut
@StefStandsOut still??? Girl, don't get robbed! Hahah about 24 hours ago via Twitter for Android from Saks, AL in reply to StefStandsOut
@StefStandsOut uuuugh! We better punk! Where do you work?? about 24 hours ago via Twitter for Android from Saks, AL in reply to StefStandsOut
I wonder how my besties @CODE_ReD_WARNIN and @StefStandsOut have been doing....I bet they don't miss me! :-\ 6:26 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for Android from Saks, AL in reply to CODE_ReD_WARNIN
FillWerrell Sandy: I love karty. Spongebob: I love ka-ra-tay. Mr. Krabs: I love mon-ay. Squidward: I hate all of you. 5:40 PM Jun 3rd via HootSuite Retweeted by TheCornCodester and 2167 others
@_JaQuese_ spoke real shit! #iAintThirsty 6:18 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for Android from Saks, AL
_JaQuese_ Some dudes compliments females w/o even having intentions on gettin with the girl 5:27 PM Jun 3rd via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by TheCornCodester
ONLY1MON Had a good day at work... Power went out and it's still out... Can you say easy money 😁 5:26 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TheCornCodester
_JaQuese_ Females callin dudes "thirsty" is gettin out of hand...jx bc a guy compliments u does not mean he's thirsty 5:26 PM Jun 3rd via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by TheCornCodester
on_my_AKAdemics Can I trade my firstborn for an Audi A8? No? Well, I tried. 5:11 PM Jun 3rd via Mobile Web Retweeted by TheCornCodester
The shoes I ordered got to my house but I aint there... #Unswagg 5:11 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for Android from Saks, AL
Buuuuuut there is a pajama party this weekend! 5:10 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for Android from Saks, AL
I can't wait for @Ruffy_Da_Body to get here so we can hang! #AnnistonSucks 5:09 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for Android from Saks, AL
@Vett_passby guess what! 5:07 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for Android from Saks, AL
I was hopping that Nintendo innovation were carried on from the Nintendo 64 and GameCube. Those are some of my favorite controllers. 5:05 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for Android from Saks, AL
The Wii U Pro controller looks just like a 360 controller.....I don't know how I feel about that. 4:59 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for Android from Saks, AL

Name Cornelius R. Cody
Location Other World
Web http://thecorncod...
Bio I am a piece of shit and proud. I usually say the first thing that pops into my head. You may be offended. I warned you, so don't bitch.