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  1. Chris Elliott is getting an Adult Swim show directed by @jwoliner ! Some details and my thoughts here http://tiny.cc/GWeUP
  2. Like a phoenix that nobody really cared about before, http://thecomedysnob.com/ has risen from the ashes!
  3. Halloween #14: By guest author @maverickb What Ben Affleck and Matt Damon movie do ghosts prefer? Good Will Haunting!
  4. Halloween #13: What do racist zombies do in the south? De Cay Cay Cay.
  5. Halloween #12: Why was the zombie wary of investing all his money in one stock? His mom told him "Don't put all your eggs in one casket."
  6. Halloween #11: A:Knock knock. B:Who's There? A:The-- B:The who? A:This is no time to talk about music, the Wolfman is chasing me!
  7. TRICK OR TWEET! Halloween #10: What TV show does the ghost of Tim Taylor host? Ghoul Time.
  8. BONUS Halloween #9.5: Why did the priest get a job at the same haunted 24 Hour Fitness? He was good at exorcising demons.
  9. Halloween #9: Why did Death get a membership at 24 Hour Fitness? He wanted to be a more trim reaper.
  10. Halloween #8: Why didn't the banshee offer her guests any drinks or snacks? She was a bad ghostess.
  11. Halloween #7: What did the mad scientist create with bacon, ham and pork chops? Frankenswine.
  12. Halloween #6: What do you call a Golden Girl back from the grave? ZomBea Arthur.
  13. Halloween joke #5: What is the zombie organization for volunteering in other countries? The peace corpse.
  14. Halloween joke #4: Why wouldn't the ghosts leave Hugh Laurie alone? They wanted a haunted House.
  15. Halloween joke #3: What musical artist do Canadian, lesbian vampires enjoy? k.d. fang
  16. Halloween joke #2: What do you call a cross-dressing vampire? Count Dragula!
  17. Why don't ghosts buy DVDs? They've all upgraded to Boo-Ray!
  18. Get ready for the rest of October. My twitter will become: THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF HORRIBLE HALLOWEEN HUMOR!!!
  19. @Kaitlin70x7 That sounds very pleasant. I think I'm most worried that you can recognize icp music by ear!
  20. Early Ramones songs are like different colored M&M's. They all taste the same but I like the reds best. Wait, I messed up this analogy.