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TheComedyJokes

  1. I want to meet the teenage versions of my parents about 2 hours ago via web
  2. Mom: "Wake up! Time for school!" Me: "Eeerghrgrhegehehehehegeheu" about 5 hours ago via web
  3. "Hey babe, you smell that?" "No." "Me neither, start cooking." about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck
  4. Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. about 21 hours ago via web
  5. Working With Money this way #YOLO... mlks.co/1uRCC - sp about 23 hours ago via MyLikes Network
  6. *Friend comes over* Friend: "Do you have a bathroom?" Me: "No, we shit outside." 3:47 PM Jun 3rd via web
  7. If you can read this in 5 seconds & retweet it in 4 seconds & favorite in 2 seconds, you are a NINJA. 2:03 PM Jun 3rd via TweetDeck
  8. Dinosaurs were lies fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon. 8:55 AM Jun 3rd via TweetDeck
  9. 1st month of school: Look nice and dress nice. The rest of the school year: Rocking the homeless grandma look. 7:39 AM Jun 3rd via web
  10. That awkward moment when you think someone was waving at you, so you wave back, then play it off like you were just scratching your head 7:37 AM Jun 3rd via web
  11. No one makes a lock without a key. That's why God won't give you problems without solutions. 10:10 PM Jun 2nd via web
  12. That heart attack you get when your parents are using your phone and you start hoping they don't look through your text messages. 9:09 PM Jun 2nd via TweetDeck
  13. If drama was food, my school would be fucking obese. 6:20 AM Jun 2nd via TweetDeck
  14. "I'm so hungry!" "Didn't you just eat?" "Yeah... So?" 8:57 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
  15. This dog is dog a dog good dog way dog to dog keep dog an dog idiot dog busy dog for dog 20 dog seconds dog! …Now read without the word dog. 7:45 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
  16. "Please don't see me, please don't see me, please don't see me..." "HEYYYYY!" "Shit..." 6:55 PM Jun 1st via web
  17. Who else just absolutely can’t sleep with socks on?? 4:28 PM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
  18. Driving this car to prom... #YOLO mlks.co/1uPJE - sp 2:59 PM Jun 1st via MyLikes Network
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