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  1. RT @ElReyakaBryan: @TheCoPresident "Why are you such a bitch dude?" Cheney, is that you? You're even crazier than 'merica thinks you are!
  2. RT @eddiee133: @TheCoPresident "fake!". Leave my legamacy out of this!
  3. RT @ewerickson "Linda Douglass really is the Joseph Goebbels of the White House Health Care shop." I loved Goebbels in Jurassic Park I & II!
  4. I don't see how cleanin' up the mess I made the past 8 yrs qualifies Obamer for one of them Noel Prizes! It ain't even Christmas! Commies.
  5. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
  6. Ha, ha, that 'merican hatin' @BarackObama didn't get them Olympics in 'merica! Oh, um, I meant um, crap. Sigh. Hatin' Obamer is hard.
  7. I big ol' Texas howdy hoe to @ObamaResistance! First time in my whole life I ever passed anything!
  8. RT @ObamaResistance "Back from the dark liberal side of twitter. In that world @TheCoPresident passes for comedy!"
  9. Whenever I see @michellemalkin on Fox I turn down the sound and pretend she's angry at me for not spankin' her harder. Keep yellin' sweety.
  10. @JKTechy, I resent being called a "typical" MORONIC JACKASS. I'm W damn it, an EXCEPTIONAL MORONIC JACKASS! (WHY AM I YELLIN'?)
  11. Over 5000 followers? Hell, I can't even fathom how big that is! Laura, how many crayons in that big box you just bought me?
  12. Oh man, I gotta pee. Time to water the tree of liberty in my back yard! (You can't hear me, I think, but I'm laughin' very unquietly!)
  13. If God wants all of us to have health care, he will buy all of us policies. That ain't gonna happen, so sucks to be uninsured, unlike me!
  14. You can have my government provided healthcare when you pry it from my cold dead hands. I'll be dead, see. So, I won't need it then.
  15. Strappin' on my piece to my leg and headin' to the next Obamer speakin' event with my fellow wingnuts. Laura, where's my strap on?
  16. Got go to my ear hair remover doctor. Nothing like free, government supplied healthcare. FOR ME! Laughing off my asshole!
  17. Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #comedy #politics #fake
  18. Don't much about that Rachel @Maddow fella, but he sure sounds like one of 'em smarty fact-checkin' liberals. His voice is kinda girly too.
  19. Big tweet to a couple of lovely fellow Texan lady followers: @cellpals and @tweetmeintexas. You make bein' so wrong feel so far right.
  20. What kind of a real 'merican thinks that they deserve government health care, like what I got? Laughing on the floor while rollin' around!