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TheClitz

  1. I have a full day of fast traveling and dungeon dwelling to get that platinum tomorrow about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. After about 4 hours I got the thieves guild trophy for skyrim now the rest should be easy... Except for reaching level 50 about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. I sometimes about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. A dumb fuck just told me he was gonna report me cuz I went 8-1 with a KSG-12 about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Stabba dabba u hahaha twitter.com/TheClitz/statu… about 20 hours ago via Camera on iOS
  6. @_lalaaaaa you lie! about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _lalaaaaa
  7. I like em manly. She gotta have a beard, a limp, and some Gucci sandals about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @_lalaaaaa go cut someones nipple off and lick it til it gets hard hahahaha about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _lalaaaaa
  9. @_lalaaaaa FAG! about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _lalaaaaa
  10. Karma is a bitch... So fuck her you sissy! about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Hardcore S&D is for men... Just went 8-0 KSG-12 only on Sanctuary about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Here goes a whole day spent on one trophy again.. 3:49 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Don't make me call your mom over to eat my linguini 3:45 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Taco flavored kisses 2:58 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Parents are speaking about splitting up again. Luckily I'm old enough to do what I want now. 2:53 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @KhailAnonymous that's the only good thing... Discounted Starbucks too 2:52 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KhailAnonymous
  17. @GnarDalton wtf? Haha 2:51 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GnarDalton
  18. Flying jets with shotz but hes more of a threat to me than the opposing teams aircrafts, he crashed into me about 5 times 11:21 PM Jun 2nd via txt
  19. @KhailAnonymous it was awesome meeting you, it just sucks that I couldnt brag about meeting you to any coworkers 9:25 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to KhailAnonymous