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TheClassyTaxi

  1. Just saw a pit bull get sodomized by a two year old, #familydinner. 20 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  2. A mother asks her four year old a question. Recognizeing the tone of voice as that which is ordinarily used to address me, I almost answer. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  3. In the movie of my life, Telstar plays as I ride off, having narrowly escaped arrest or death or both. #probablyboth about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. @marylattimore I did not. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to marylattimore
  5. Six cruisers parked in front of 632 Spruce. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  6. There's a horse eating some grass at Frankford and Susquehanna. That's cool. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  7. @iambrwnboy it means you have self control than the other 99% of the internet. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to iambrwnboy
  8. @jtramsay I miss him, and his beard. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to jtramsay
  9. @jtramsay I want to see Kershaw pitch so bad, but that silly doll is gonna cause me trouble. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to jtramsay
  10. @NiteClubDwight I've got 119K on one, and just under 100K on the other. PPA puts them put of service at 250. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to NiteClubDwight
  11. @bdknuckles one dude, actively seeking two more. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to bdknuckles
  12. Yes, but in my case it's myself RT @NiteClubDwight: RT if your boss is also stupid blow-hard that likes the sound of his own voice about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  13. Wow, Newtown. twitpic.com/9ss1uz about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  14. @tatafinch I'm taking a week off too about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to tatafinch
  15. @JujyCakes sometimes you just have to break your internal patterns, give yourself a little reset. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to JujyCakes
  16. @iambrwnboy I'm not, but that means I won't be able to get a ticket. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to iambrwnboy
  17. @iambrwnboy Clayton Kershaw tonight, I think I might go. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to iambrwnboy
  18. I keep looking in my mirror to check out this blond chick behind me riding a Vespa, but I'm afraid my passenger thinks I'm looking at him. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  19. Windows down, Ted Leo up. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  20. @beakaboo tanks about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to beakaboo