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TheChrisBiggs

  1. New favorite thing: Offering my wet hand to strangers to shake, then say totally deadpan "It's not water" and walk away.
  2. Hey...Grampa Dangles, we get you lack any shame, but how about straight to the locker from the shower? And knock off all the lolligagin?
  3. Alright, I don't care who knows anymore, I'm just gonna say it...I love Tapioca pudding!
  4. Don't hate on hoarders, cause if you love living in filth and sh*t...but can't afford to move to Welland, hoarding is their only option.
  5. "That shit cray!" - Asian dude after digging more than 9 inches deep at the beach.
  6. Hey my computers goosed, this is my only form of communication...so communicate something! I don't know, knock knock jokes...anything!
  7. Not one to exaggerate, but this small cut on the top of my thumb that has turned into a scab is the worst thing to happen to anyone ever.
  8. "@Aronhill89: Shout out to @TheChrisBiggs saw him, while leaving port! #BIGGS&BARRmy to the end!! @Jbarr" -- True soldier!
  9. If you refer to going out for food as "eats" I will want to plunge a "stabs" into your "swallower".
  10. Hey 40+ suburban women, remember to tell every single person you meet 2morrow about your exciting trip to the farmers market, we can't wait!
  11. Sad news, Robin Gibbs of the Bee Gees is no longer staying aliiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiii-ii-iiiiii-iiiiiive. (point finger diagonally at heaven)
  12. New rule: If you were alive to witness the invention of the automobile, you are not allowed to use the self checkout machines.
  13. Will Smith definitely went up 6 notches for pimp slappin' that reporter...not much changed though it's a long tough climb back from I Robot.
  14. I may or may not have just bought this...shut up, it makes noise! yfrog.com/nytv4ecj
  15. Thinking today's a get hammered by noon, pass out on the lawn and get a wicked sunburn on your lower back where your shirt pulls up day.
  16. Van Halen cancelled the rest of their tour...so we thought we'd put on our own spandex shoe. yfrog.com/mg5nujej
  17. Half way through new piece courtesy of @GrahamMowers at @hnhniagara - Just colour to go. Lovin it. yfrog.com/h2nxzajj