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  1. Heading into town for coffee. Instead of sitting alone at home I'm going to sit alone in public. You guys, my life is very full. 35 minutes ago from txt
  2. @plunderpuss The mannequin was asking for it. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to plunderpuss
  3. Who wouldn't love a play called Whales, Save Us!, is what I want to know. about 16 hours ago from web
  4. To eat or not to eat, that is the quesadilla. about 19 hours ago from web
  5. @nannykaitlin I love CG ads! I've totally posted fake missed connections ads just because the ones in Bellingham are so amazingly boring. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to nannykaitlin
  6. @nannykaitlin He really, really is. I want a little pocket version of him to keep with me so I can hear him play anytime. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to nannykaitlin
  7. A lot of Mormon boys tend to seem kinda gay. My cousin seems extremely uh, Mormon. about 19 hours ago from web
  8. @nannykaitlin For some reason I really thought that was going to say, "you know when a feather pokes out of your nose?" Totally makes sense. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to nannykaitlin
  9. @indygurl1125 True story. [REDACTED] is always titillating. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to indygurl1125
  10. Word Problem: You have a friend you should probably dump, but you don't actually want to. Solution: Cookies. You guys, math is not hard. about 21 hours ago from web
  11. How to tell good advice from bad: If it's hard to follow, it's probably the good kind. about 21 hours ago from web
  12. Also discussed on skype: volcanoes, s'mores, baking, cockroaches, [REDACTED]. Just kidding about [REDACTED]. about 22 hours ago from web
  13. Discussed on skype: It sucks when you're more invested in a friendship than the other person. @voyageuse777 and I are both good investors. about 22 hours ago from web
  14. Phone call on skype with @voyageuse777 from El Salvador! You guys, THIS IS POSSIBLE! When did we get to the future? about 23 hours ago from web
  15. Taking sugar intravenously would defeat the entire purpose of cookies. about 24 hours ago from web
  16. Oh, coffee, why do you hate me? We used to have such great times... about 24 hours ago from web
  17. @nannykaitlin I have no idea what that means, but I'm imagining you clog dancing in army boots. about 24 hours ago from web in reply to nannykaitlin
  18. Firefox doesn't know how to spell quesadilla. Stupid fox. 3:25 PM Nov 29th from web
  19. @CharlotteinPa You are both obviously only half lesbian. Together you make one whole lesbian and one whole straight person. 3:08 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to CharlotteinPa
  20. @nannykaitlin Boobies, just by virtue of it being the funniest word. When the vote comes down to boobies or hootenanny, I will be at a loss. 3:06 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to nannykaitlin