TheCaptainAhab
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water sports.
1:56 PM Nov 18th
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Free Willy. Propaganda at its worst.
5:37 AM Nov 15th
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L train= Late for work= FML
8:39 AM Nov 12th
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Not looking forward to today.
7:03 AM Nov 12th
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Deck boards beneath my feet, harpoon in hand, and whale blood covering my bare chest. Holy Shit. Perfect Wednesday!
4:05 PM Nov 11th
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I'm beginning to think this white whale is actually a grand metaphor for something far greater than myself. fuck it. she's hot.
7:17 AM Nov 11th
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I'm a sucker for some blubber. Can I get an Amen fellaz?
5:57 AM Nov 10th
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Anyone seen a large white sperm whale, possibly riding the M60 bus out of Manhattan?
6:44 PM Nov 9th
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Just had a tuna fish sandwich. Reminded me of her.
2:25 PM Nov 8th
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Cliff Lee - a new nickname: The Cucumber.
6:52 AM Oct 29th
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went for a dip this morning before anyone woke. felt a gentle caress on my bare bottom by a cool white flipper. a bitch of a tease you are.
9:01 AM Aug 23rd
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20-11. what??
8:47 PM Aug 21st
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all in one day: Papi, Manny, and Bronson are cheaters. Tom Brady back in football pads. V-Mart comes to Boston. me dizzy.
12:11 PM Jul 31st
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stephon marbury is genius. and by genius i mean batshit. and by batshit i mean amazing.
11:18 AM Jul 29th
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@: do you know what Drew Gooden's major was in college? i can't find it anywhere. my guess - General Studies.
8:51 PM Jul 18th
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Hey - is Super Mario World on the checklist??? (Mario Marathon live > )
4:59 PM Jul 11th
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@ book tour stop suggestion: OKLAHOMA CITY.
11:06 AM Jul 8th
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USA Soccer, Michael Jackson, Fawcett, the Oxy Clean Guy. And none of them even resemble a whale. Life is cruel.
7:03 AM Jun 29th
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is the harpoon a metaphor? is it a phallic reference? i don't think so at all.
11:47 AM Jun 23rd
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i wet my pants and i wet your pants.
6:19 AM Jun 21st
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