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TheBruno5150

  1. Maybe someday it'll happen. Someday.
  2. You just don't get this kind of honesty and support anywhere...or from anyone...
  3. It's conversations like this that make think..."perfection"...but it's not meant to be.
  4. One week left...
  5. Usually you don't see that type of behavior in a major appliance...
  6. I need a penguin. ASAP.
  7. Turds I tell you...
  8. ...but too high to care.
  9. I'm not sure how confident I feel in that last text I just sent.
  10. I know someone who works at Hooters now. #CrossThatOffBucketList
  11. I come runnin'...I come runnin' back to you again.
  12. @RJonesing @psaprez Honest Abe chose another path...as a vampire hunter. Pretty badass and bold concept. Haha. I like it.
  13. I'm STILL LOLing that there is an Abe Lincoln vampire movie...
  14. Where's your crown King Nothing...?
  15. You're not John Locke.
  16. Tough times don't last...tough people do.
  17. @scarlipop @russianmachete fact ma'am. And I love peanut butter.
  18. Poor Richard....
  19. Aminal crackers. instagr.am/p/LJpOWmPSMx/
  20. Well that was some wholesome family fun.