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  1. RT @Mike_FTW: If Macy's had ANY sense of drama there'd be a Kanye float cutting across Santa at the end of the parade.
  2. This is all very confusing. Presidents give "state" dinners? Shouldn't they be country dinners? What do governors give? City dinners?
  3. @dry_hump Gracias. God damned gracias.
  4. @soliloqueer Thinking about buying her a car.
  5. @dry_hump Chilling. I have chills.
  6. I am elegant, damn it, even as I've become one of those ladies who drink alone at bars in their birthday and flirt with boys half their age.
  7. Bartender just told me I was "awfully elegant". Best birthday gift so far.
  8. WTF? Dude next to me follows a gin martini with a rocks margarita. In a vodka bar!
  9. I just accidentally got my phone stuck on the ice bar. http://twitpic.com/qy4ob
  10. RT @jsnell: My '80s television references -- they're crashing through the windshields of those cars like bags of cement! Oh, the humanity!
  11. @jsnell Heh.
  12. Awesome! There's asparagus in this shrimp roll. I am so getting lucky tonight.
  13. @chrisfreeland Aha! Tricksy Twitter response to save the universe!
  14. Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes. St. Louisans, I'm treating myself to post-work cocktails and sushi at Sub-Zero. Join me?
  15. @zeldman Nope. Also, "I am not a gun."
  16. @gruber Fuelly.
  17. Riboflavin.
  18. @chrisfreeland Should I be worried that bit.ly flags that link as possibly dangerous?
  19. @bluishorange Now you do.
  20. Her: How are you today? Me: I AM FILLED WITH AN UNNAMEABLE RAGE!!! Her: ... Me: Nah, just kidding. I'm fine. You?