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TheBookOfDave

What the shit... youtu.be/3333_3r0Jwk about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA
“@48tweetsofpower: Infection: avoid the unhappy and unlucky.” about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA
There is no elevator to "rock bottom". You have to take the ledge. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA
Ppl take different roads seeking fulfillment & happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost -Dalai Lama about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA
garyowencomedy I just dropped my wife off to get her hair done. It's 9:30am she said be back at 5:30pm WTF??? Black woman problems. about 10 hours ago via Echofon Retweeted by TheBookOfDave and 98 others
The 2nd single!! RT @VibeMagazine Brian Mcknight to Drop 'Anal' Song! bit.ly/LdXu0d about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA
@BlackStephan #DoNotPassGo #GoToJail #HomieOrPaisa #PickASide #SquirrelMasterCantSaveU about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA in reply to BlackStephan
@JeNeSaisQuois22 @blackstephan Sir you've already taken it to levels unsurpassable... We're simply over most heads at this point (unlike NT) about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA in reply to JeNeSaisQuois22
@BlackStephan Young Zimmy going to the glue factory?? I'm too lazy to Google right now lol about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA in reply to BlackStephan
June?? Wtf happened to MAY?? about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA
I have bad days just like everyone, but some of you little black rain clouds are bout to get unfollowed #NoEmo #SufferingIsOptional #Victims 9:50 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA
Oil billionaire T. Boone Pickens owns Drake on Twitter. cmplx.it/KZMEsc 9:39 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA
We out here tryna luncheon. 2:09 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA
ComplexMag 25 vintage photos of insane car crashes: cmplx.it/JNrZyc 12:07 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by TheBookOfDave and 4 others
Heard some new heat yesterday from @EatAtCliftons upcoming LP!! #TheCliffNotes #HeDontSingSong 12:11 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone from Los Alamitos, CA
Computer?? COMPUTERRRRR!!! Did we or did we NOT... Have a AGREEMENT... 12:05 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA
@misserikagee Aw youre good peoples... Gotta look out for ya folks!! 11:57 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA
@misserikagee Good looks, G!! For real I just like that album tho lol. #NoEmo 11:25 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA in reply to misserikagee
I need Things Fall Apart in my life right now. #LegendaryRootsCrew 11:12 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA
Everything is going to be alright. Maybe not today, but eventually. 11:10 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone from Cypress, CA

Name Black Galifianakis
Location Santa Ana, CA.
Web http://www.reverb...
Bio The Whitest Wab in SanTana, emcee and member of The Next Of Kin, Abnormal Entertainment